I think mine is from the constant uhmmm 'stretching exercises' I do.I presume this article is about me.
Average penis length larger than it used to be
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"Erect penile length is getting longer, from an average of 4.8 inches to 6 inches, over the past 29 years,” Dr. Eisenberg said."
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Researchers fear the phallic inflation is due to unhealthy habits, like binging junk food or being mostly sedentary, or even pollution.
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Well, crap. Nevermind - must be about other guys.