OTHER GAMES

George Bailey said:
Before I joined the Navy I'd never met anyone from Ohio. I learned very early that folks from places like Michigan, Indiana, and Pennsylvania hated them but I never quite understand why. I didn't do the state pride, Texas brag stuff, and pretty much kept to myself. Then one day I was standing in the chowline and this Ohio dude starts ragging on me. His whole thing was that if Texas is so great, why did I leave? But he ended up getting sent home with a general discharge. Pretty much for being a disagreeable POS. The guys from the states I mentioned before weren't surprised at all.
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I think it's the climate.
Pale skin with dark circles under their eyes.
And generally psychologically depressed.
Not enough sun or something.
 
George Bailey said:
That bunch makes spaghetti sauce and calls it chili. Thinks White Castle makes good burgers. Just a lot of brain damage up in those parts.

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Lead in the pipes.
 
George Bailey said:
Before I joined the Navy I'd never met anyone from Ohio. I learned very early that folks from places like Michigan, Indiana, and Pennsylvania hated them but I never quite understand why. I didn't do the state pride, Texas brag stuff, and pretty much kept to myself. Then one day I was standing in the chowline and this Ohio dude starts ragging on me. His whole thing was that if Texas is so great, why did I leave? But he ended up getting sent home with a general discharge. Pretty much for being a disagreeable POS. The guys from the states I mentioned before weren't surprised at all.
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I worked with Ohio people and traveled Ohio for many years. The one word that best describes them is arrogant.
They have zero reason to be arrogant, but they are. It is a fact.
So why in the hell is homer Herbie announcing this game?
 
Rising just got knocked the F out. Arms straight out after his head hit the turf. Hope he’s ok.
 
I’ve found that Ohio folks have more tattoos, love to fight and play football more than damn near any other state. They are tough people but suck at parties.
 
Chinstrap said:
I worked with Ohio people and traveled Ohio for many years. The one word that best describes them is arrogant.
They have zero reason to be arrogant, but they are. It is a fact.
So why in the hell is homer Herbie announcing this game?
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Oh. And all of their women have fat legs.
 
Duke,

Classless, clueless and cheap.

Made me feel bad though that for the cost of one pair of my boots, I could have clothed an entire town in Ohio.
 
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