OK I'll admit it, TexAgs Can't be real, right?

I am embarrassed (slightly) to admit I just feel better reading their insanity during our down times. Admittedly too frequently over the past decade as we have wandered the desert. But man, how fun was it to see Texags predicting a big win this week followed by the absolute pit of despair after the inevitable loss. I was so down after our game, then good ol Texags did its magic.
 
Texags is hilarious. An insight at how the Aggie brain works. Very bizarre people there. The sad thing is they keep coming back after getting stomped by other teams waving those towels and screaming like children. At least they aren’t still burning down forests and killing people anymore in the hopes of beating us.
 
Creek said:
Texags is hilarious. An insight at how the Aggie brain works. Very bizarre people there. The sad thing is they keep coming back after getting stomped by other teams waving those towels and screaming like children. At least they aren’t still burning down forests and killing people anymore in the hopes of beating us.
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They are still doing that.
 
Band wagon fans | TexAgs


2-6 conference record last year (85th overall including non conf) followed by a 2-1 start to conference this year brings all the bandwagon fans!

Yall better not jump off of this win train!
 
I have a cousin named Scott who graduated from aggy in the mid- 70's. Good guy growing up, friends to this day. Succesful businessman.

He was supportive of aggy but never part of the cult. Knew my family was diehard UT but he rarely brought up or discussed much about aggy - UT rivalry if the subject came up. I guess he is what aggy called 2% er? aggy that didn't buy into the cult.
 
WorsterMan said:
I have a cousin named Scott who graduated from aggy in the mid- 70's. Good guy growing up, friends to this day. Succesful businessman.

He was supportive of aggy but never part of the cult. Knew my family was diehard UT but he rarely brought up or discussed much about aggy - UT rivalry if the subject came up. I guess he is what aggy called 2% er? aggy that didn't buy into the cult.
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I knew quite a few classmates and friends that went to a&m, all but one were not of the cult. Good people.
 
TexAgs getting close to naming at least one of their problems: applying Cargo cult tactics to college football.
 
TEXAS1983 said:
That's troubling.

I just wonder if they still retain the more wholesome aspects of the tradition, like the spunk jar and whizzing on the underclassmen.
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That's the only real reason they built it in the first place. It was an excuse to engage in watersports and group masturbation exercises. You know, real team building type stuff
 
Sangre Naranjada said:
That's the only real reason they built it in the first place. It was an excuse to engage in watersports and group masturbation exercises. You know, real team building type stuff
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Yeah I was about to say the bonfire isn’t the key tradition to maintain.
 
I wanted to post an update because of some disturbing information I received. My stepson made me aware of our fanbase and other fanbases mocking our coaching situation, our prayer group and our devotion to prayer and how it can change things for the better. My stepson has had a problem with telling lies in the past. I assumed he was being dishonest again and accused him of such. He showed me evidence on the internet so I had to apologize to him and now my wife is angry with me. Thanks for all of that.

Also, Clyde now feels threatened because our prayer group is becoming an online circus. While the people who brought snakes last time meant well, he is now worried other people are going to show up just to cause a ruckus. Someone with a Palacios, TX area code called him and said they would bring a sheep to present as a burnt offering. I don't for one second think this is real, but Clyde doesn't know what to expect. If anyone does try to burn an animal at Clyde's apartment complex, the Asst Manager lives right next to the multipurpose room and the pool, so govern yourself accordingly.

Lastly, those of you that know Clyde know how rough the last few months have been (with his job situation and the Masonry saw incident). Have some compassion and be respectful this evening. This is about uplifting each other and Aggie Football. Leviticus 21:9.
 
mchammer said:
I wanted to post an update because of some disturbing information I received. My stepson made me aware of our fanbase and other fanbases mocking our coaching situation, our prayer group and our devotion to prayer and how it can change things for the better. My stepson has had a problem with telling lies in the past. I assumed he was being dishonest again and accused him of such. He showed me evidence on the internet so I had to apologize to him and now my wife is angry with me. Thanks for all of that.

Also, Clyde now feels threatened because our prayer group is becoming an online circus. While the people who brought snakes last time meant well, he is now worried other people are going to show up just to cause a ruckus. Someone with a Palacios, TX area code called him and said they would bring a sheep to present as a burnt offering. I don't for one second think this is real, but Clyde doesn't know what to expect. If anyone does try to burn an animal at Clyde's apartment complex, the Asst Manager lives right next to the multipurpose room and the pool, so govern yourself accordingly.

Lastly, those of you that know Clyde know how rough the last few months have been (with his job situation and the Masonry saw incident). Have some compassion and be respectful this evening. This is about uplifting each other and Aggie Football. Leviticus 21:9.
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This harkens me back to a time in college at the fraternity house. Maybe that's why I enjoyed frogstyle circa 2004 so much.
 
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