My toaster.....****UPDATE****

"a toaster"

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The line on the national budget for :"Military Medical - Psychological" just got increased. That woman is probably beyond help now.
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Hook'em!!!
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The ONLY thing that could make this thread any better would be the revelation that that LTC ToastDog is a graduate of aggy.






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Toaster lady really should have seen that one coming.

Be careful, though. She might want you to pay for your own party.
 
Next time I'm in Vegas playing the "Chainsaws and Toasters" slot machine, I will think fondly of this thread and proceed to laugh my *** off!
 
High FUCKIN Five Mrs. Mac! What a walk off home run!

BTW - Moms came in town today for some shopping and lunch. I told her all about toastergate and she just cracked up, shaking her head the entire time.

Oh, and she said the personal Breathalyzer gift was way out of line. She actually kind of recoiled and got a pretty disgusted look on her face when I asked her.
 
I was just procrastinating about writing an abstract for a paper and after even finishing off Basketball (W), clicked on Esther's Follies not knowing what to expect. Jackpot!
 
Count me in as another who has never read this board but is now a convert.

I really didn't think it could get better than ***** Stole My Toaster.

But the "toaster" answer tops all. Absolutely top notch.

Sometimes I want to give up this at-home job and go work in an office environment again, but only if I could work around some nutcases.
 
Okay, I admit this is one of the funniest things I've read in a while.
But I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the toaster lady.
Is it possible to be socially retarded? There is something wrong with that woman.
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I am hereby making a hornfans motion.

I move that "TOASTER" replace "TORBUSH" in the hornfans vocabulary...

Do I have a second?
 
I agree that getting in the final word especially one thats such a kick to the gut makes this the perfect ending to the story.

Thanks for the laughs for the last 3 weeks, there were many times I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
 
Thanks Mr. and Mrs. Nudo...outstanding thread.

This is a most worthy excuse to finally use one of the new emoticons:
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I suspect Mrs. will be getting several toasters at her going away party.
 
Mrs.Mac, congratulations on achieving in less than 750 posts what Mac hasn't been able to achieve in over 44,000 posts. Off to the classics.
 
Luke, I really dig your new sig. Too bad you won't be able to bring some of your smoking experrtise this coming Saturday... those pics on Rusty's are allsome.

I was out @ the STFR Q-off & didn't know to look for you @ any of the rigs.

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