How do you ask a woman out on a date?

Unfortunately every rose has its thorn.
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I hope all of you understand that I too laugh my arse off as I read this thread.

But now, I've decided to wait until Christmas and buy her a Guns and Roses CD, and tie a little toy tricycle into a bow tie knot and slip a black long-stem rose through it as wrapping paper.

Here's another funny one for y'all to play with -- her birthday is April Fool's Day.

Although mine is Aug. 10 (a couple weeks away), if anyone wants to get something for me.
 
Quick, someone get a video camera and stalk this guy/record his daily life. I call the rights to Swingers 2. Perhaps with the profits we can fix up HF.
 
here's a fact. women hate being ignored. well, unless you are stalking them, then they love for you to ignore them. in your case my friend, that line is blurring.

anyway, do not give her a rose. she has made her intentions clear to you. giving her a rose will only irk her more, even if it is a gift that is shared with all women in the office. she'll read through the shallow ruse.

no one likes a needy man. don't be THAT guy. grow some confidence and start acting like a MAN. men who make asses of themselves chasing after women. that's just unsightly.

so the cliff notes version....MOVE ON. and ignore her. that's your only hope to win her over.
 
Mike: Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her?
Rob: You don't call.
Mike: But you said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her.
Rob: Right.
Mike: So I don't call either way?
Rob: Right.
Mike: So what's the difference?
Rob: There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.
Mike: So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her?
Rob: Right.
Mike: Well that sucks.
Rob: Yeah, it sucks.
Mike: So it's just like a retroactive decision, then? I mean I could, like, forget about her and then when she comes back make like I just pretended to forget about her?
 
Damn. Just read this after ignoring it for a while. This is interesting.

I want to echo one thing. I've been married over 10 years, and I still don't think I know anything ... talk to me in 20 years and I may know something then. Life throws enough challenges at everyone that a minimum of a couple of decades is required to show you've gotten it right.

I don't think the fact that all of PO1D's relationships are in the 4-7 year range means he get's it right. In fact, I would think it speaks to completely different things. Holding on too long, not admitting when it's over. I know i have no interest in getting divorced and neither does my wife. Life isn't perfect, but we've never considered divorce.

It would seem to me that if you divorce after 7 years, with at least one year in counseling, you're talking maybe 4 good years, at most. Then, and I'm guessing here, but you all know you agree with me, things go south and PO1D refuses to let go (persistence, golf swing, etc) until the relationship has completely died on the vine (or rose bush).

I know he says he is still very good friends with these women, but it seems a little one sided. They've all moved on, had kids, married or have boyfriends. I'd love to hear their take on the situation.

Anyway, thanks HornFans for another very interesting thread.
 
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Since youve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...
 
One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha

And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out

One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip, a slip of the lip or another
I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya, I'll trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip

I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all
Find out who ya call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd

One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
 
Holy cow!

I just discovered this thread and read a lot of it.

I work at the Capitol and know of PO1D, but don't know him on a personal level.

Now I'm just trying to figure out which of his co-workers he's hitting on. Maybe I'll send someone over there a link to this thread.
 
^ That would be so ******* wrong.

Despite all the **** that he's gotten, I think he has played it cool with this girl. He emailed and called and she didn't respond. Sucks but we've all been there. And so far, he has resisted asking her out again.
 
I should have put a smiley face. I wouldn't forward this thread, although I am interested in figuring out which woman in that office he's interested in.

He's a nice guy, although I feel like I know a lot more about him than I ever needed to know.
 
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