How do you ask a woman out on a date?

[Punt on 1st Down]

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[TxArch]

No, I really like your golf stories because they're not creepy & embarassing. Everything else on this thread, on the other hand...

 

[jimmyjazz]

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[gooeyduck]

PUhleeese, whatever you do, do NOTstop this thread!
I joined hornfans.com BECAUSE of this thread.

 

[UTGal]

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[PhatAtUT]

po1d has posted on this thread 42 times.

 

[TxArch]

And to think, it could have all died after 5 pages.

 

[gooeyduck]

Speaking of fortune cookies, I have one on my desk from lunch that might be relevant to PO1D's situation:
"Try to channel excess energies into rejuvination." Feel free to take all the meaning you want from it.

 

[orange-explosion]

Po1D, next time you consider asking this girl out again click here.

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

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[HenryGandorf]

hmm, that response was a little possesive and defensive. i did not see that coming.

 

[ryskey]

I think we finally found a way for someone to overtake Mac. Get Punt to talk about his neuroses.

Plus, we'll have about 15 5-star rated threads going at one time on esther's.

 

[jt09]

How the **** did this thread get 3 stars since 5:00?

 

[Garibaldi]

I think it could be time for someone to change their screenname.

You know, like, hitting the reset button in NCAA after accidentally punting on first down and starting anew.

 

[Stuck_At_Work]

I'm a little late joining here... but I didn't see anyone state this:

This thread is worthless without pictures. Ok, not really - but boy would it make this thread classic if I could put faces with the names.

 

[miguelito]

Dang, you're right. We could use some stalker-type pics here. "As long as it's legal."

Or at least some bike pics.

 

[TexasTower]

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[Bookman]

I need to add to my earlier statement.

If you're having problems asking a girl out, you need to drink more tequila.

If you think she might say no, then get her a couple of shots of tequila first.

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

I guess this thread will never die.

God Bless America. Let's all take our hats off and have a sandwich, or two.

I think I'm going to go hit golf balls until my hands bleed.

Edit: I need to go back to the West Mall, where I belong.

 

[007 373 5963]

usa!
usa!
usa!

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

Since we're dealing with my perceived or actual neuroses here ... I'll have to address this comment.

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[ACE]

goddammit, that price is right thing killed me

 

[SuperHero]

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[Sec39Row7]

I've avoided this thread since I just got out of a long term relationship that still hurts but man...

PO1D, I used to work in the Capitol and Politics etc and I know the high energy long hours you work. But seriously, obsessing over this chick is NOT good, man. C'mon now.

Look, the Capitol is crawling with beautiful intelligent women. Go casually talk to one, go to a lobbyist happy hour, and just be cool and follow the "hey, big plans this weekend? No? Well then we should hang out..." Like Colt 45, it works everytime.

Godspeed, man.

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

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[rtchorn]

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[tbone]

I just read this whole thing. I'm now leaving to stab myself in the eye with a pencil.

 

[Ramathorn]

po1d, you're weird. Supplying the office with roses? Working for 15 hours and then golfing at ten pm? What?

 

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[Longhorn Al]

Speaking of skills, how are those numchucks coming?