Those on the government payroll are apparently all grifters:
I think there's a lot of truth to what Matt Yglesias said in this thread. (He's a guy who used to be a smug douche when he worked at Vox, but since he got burned for liking free speech, it's clear that his smugness and douchiness were actually just an act to impress his smug, douchie friends at Vox and other liberal media outlets.)