So his manager waits until about 15 minutes before I leave before he shows the bandito the tape. All I can think about is the Bobs not wanting a confrontation.
He shows him the tape in my office/server room. Dude comes out and says ,"MIA, let me esplain."
So we watch the tape and he explains every little detail about what he is doing. About how hhe is making a burrito and he had lettuce up in that corner of the door.
There was no lettuce.
And who eats a burrito like a god damn rib? Two hands on each end , side to side!
Then he says, and this just waylays me: "Besides, there weren't any ribs in there. Just some chicken."
Which tells me he obviously looked in my BBQ stash of awesome, and also that maybe he just ate the chicken, and there is another accomplice who ate the ribs. Or he is just a lying douche cause you can tell he is eating a muthfuckin rib,
MY RIB!!
So I tell him that all I did was give security a time frame of when my food dissappeared. No one else touched the fridge in that time frame except for the now famous BBQ bandito.
He acted stupid, nervous, and hungry for BBQ, so I just said,
"it doesn't look good for you." And walked off.
