Thanks to the combined genius of blacklab and myself the first stage of humiliation is ready. Everyone in the office has been emailed the links.
I cant stop smiling.
My boss asked me what the value of the food was, I said, "Priceless." he said, "Ok, you get 50 bucks out of his next check.."
Sweet. He also remarked ,"You are going to put that on the interenet aren't you?" I merely smirked with satisfaction.