BBQ Bandito (caught on tape)

I think you should print up a sign. Have it be a cartoonish brisket character who is holding up a sign that says "Please don't eat me BBQ Bandito!"
 
Here is my MS paint representation of the BBQ Bandito.
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I'd just like everyone to know that I had an extra 50 bucks in my paycheck yesterday. BOOYAH!!!!
Fatass hasnt said a word about his check being 500 clams lighter either.
Its been a lot of fun making BBQ thief quips through out the days.
 
Wait, so you got $50 and he lost $500? Company fine? It's not like they lost tasty barbeque goodness. But still, damn.
 
damn, that should say 50 not 500. I'll leave it in for context.
ANd we could see a ninja bandito MS paint masterpiece soon. I am at work and bored out of my mind.
 
No cameras in my office (that I know of), or I would have been fired already for my gross abuse of network policies.
I found out from one of his cowrkers that he is aware of the youtube video. Hasn't said anything to me about it of course because he is a spineless fat douche.
 
I have deduced that this fucktard has absolutely zero concience. I took my fan back and he says straight to my face," Man I thought it was mine." I simply replied "********, and I am sick of your ****. Take anything else of mine I'll report it , and have you fired."
So HE says, "Man why do you have it out for me?"
WTF!!?? "You steal my delicious BBQ and now my fan! How do I have it out for you?"
"WHatever dude..."
I swear if jail were not an issue...
 
I put a sign on the fridge today

DO NOT STEAL FOOD!
There are 4 cameras in this room in plain sight.
You are stupid to do it.
Regards,
MIA

Bandito won't look me in the face, which is good cause he is a grotesque ****. Looks like that hump back dude from 300.
 
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