AlanZ Blows Gasket: Starts Rivals War!!!! LOL!!

[rpongett]

LOL!!

What a ******* idiot!!

AlanZ just posted on his site: "one of the posters sent me a link to a funny picture he mocked up. It was posted only here on our premium board. Minutes later it was on the Hornfans board. After that happend he changes the picture so that it reads this. Enough fun for one night. To pongo or his friend, thanks for showing us who you are.""

Ha ha ha!!

One problem Ellen: I didn't post a link to that pic on this site. In fact, I purporsefully didn't above.

LOL!!!

 

[Weekapaug]

Fabulous, all going according to plan...

 

[rpongett]

I know.

It really couldn't get any better.

VY commits.

Ellen blows it.

Ags decommit.

Ellen thinks we posted pic on Hornfans.com and switches pic -- only, we didn't post it, Ellen!!!! lol

What a collapse.

Egggsceelent.

 

[texaus]

stop it rp. please. you're killing me. i'm still laughing.

Hook 'Em

 

[justhookit]

Rob, you think this is bad just wait until Winston chooses his school.
I also got to see both versions of that picture.

EllenZ is having quite the bad day. They are going update crazy over there.

 

[rpongett]

Texaus:

I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing myself.

You know what would make you rip an ab muscle laughing: the AlanZ spin after the Brisco and Johnson decommits tonight. Hilarious.

Its all coming together into one big Ag explosion over a few hours. It makes Hiroshima look orderly by comparison.

 

[Horn79]

Recruiting wouldn't be nearly as fun if there were no Aggies/EllenZ/Webliar. Seriously. We all get so much enjoyment out of them.

 

[WTexasHorn]

LMFAO!!! Classic!!! On the other hand, I guess we shouldn't be all that shocked, considering this was all authored by the same lunatic who gauges Division I football talent by how well one holds form jogging off the field.

What a complete *******!

 

[texaus]

rp- seriously, i am laughing my *** off as i type. is there anything these guys CAN'T **** up? this is so funny.

Hook 'Em

 

[justhookit]

Horn79

The next 3 weeks would be awfully boring without them.

 

[rpongett]

I thought the night was done after the VY and EW updates.

Little did I know, the fun was just beginning.

 

[Horn_Dynasty]

This **** is truly great. There simply has never been a greater day in the offseason.

 

[bub]

****, and I start school tomorrow. But I wanna watch the melt.

Can we preserve that LSR image?

 

[rpongett]

I have it saved.

I have the page saved, too.

F-ing hilarious -- I couldn't let that psychological meltdown go away when Burton/Crabby/etc . . made them delete it.

 

[Horn_Dynasty]

The "bait and switch" is the funniest thing I have ever ******* seen. Big Gay Al starts to realize his own embarassment, yanks the pic, and then nervously explains away to the choir the reason for his actions that don't exist. All the time the Ags just want to know if two more guys really just decommited...

******* classic.

 

[rpongett]

Horn_dynasty:

I know.

The whole thing was surreal, while the Ag board was in total imposion over:

(1) EW "non-Aggie lock" status
(2) Johnson decommitting
(3) Briscoe decommitting
(4) VY committing

Then, they got poofed into thin air -- would have killed to see what the Rivals guys yelled at them -- and then the "bait & switch" post was all that remained. LOL!!!

Then, the imposion continues with questions about EW, Johnson decommit and Brisco decommit. The spinning is a riot.

 

[Hypeisgood]

Can you explain the bait and switch picture again? I think I got the rest... Poooor aggggggggies.

 

[rpongett]

For the "Bait And Switch", AlanZ posted some doctored picture of Ketch -- lovely, huh, for a fellow Rivals guy -- labeled "LyingSipRecruiting.com."

He then somehow thought that it was posted here (it wasn't).

Then, he changed to pic to some kind of stupid message about "obbsessed horn fans," thinking that image would now appear over here wherever posted. He even posted another thread about the "Bait & Switch" on Websider.

Only, Ellen didn't seem to realize that we never posted it over here, so switching the pic wouldn't matter.

 

[Hypeisgood]

EllenZ sure is clever.

Did those two ags really decommit?

 

[rpongett]

Yes, they did. Tonight.

 

[BrazilHorn]

ahh the hits keep on coming.

This is truly going to be a great week.

VY and hopefully soon EW committ (ultimately EW will not go to A & M regardless)

EllenZ in complete disarray.

I only to have to "work" 3 days this week.

Perfect!!

 

[HornItUp]

Man, what a way to start a Monday morning! Honestly, what will happen in Aggiedom if EW doesn't commit and these rumors about McNeal turn out to be true? Hari-kari for RC?

 

[Lhorn1]

Hell, I thought it was safe to turn this thing off and go to bed at midnight. Now, it's never safe as too much is happening... It's amazing how quick things get deleted and changed over there...

 

[I believe]

Thanks for keeping us updated on the shenanigans over there, Rob. Lord knows what these clowns are like when they talk to recruits. That is unprofessionalism at its utmost.

 

[Ripper]

You know, one of the funniest things is that Alanz is one of the biggest closet homers on the internet today. And he's always claiming how other folks are the homers. Geez! You gotta admit it though, his **** is pretty comical!

 

[kev]

I nominate this thread to the Classics.

 

[the Saint]

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[PFD]

What would REALLY be great fun would be to orchestrate some sort of blood-feud between AlanZ and Hale.

I'll have my minions start work on that immediately...

 

[Pancho Villa]

Hey Guys, I don't think these references to "EllenZ" are fair at all. I mean, Ellen Degeneres would kill to have breasts the size of AlanZ's.

 

[Do I Make You Horny?]

And people wonder why we make fun of the Aggies. Sheesh.

Does anyone have any photos of the mighty AZ? Uh, just out of professional curiosity.