Desperado was never the best Eagles/Henley song
However, there is a way to make the song more palatable
All you have to do is substitute Avocado for Desperado
Avocado
Why do you think youre so holy?
Youre just guacamole, to me
Oh, youre a hard one
I know that youre not in season
These hands that are squeezing you will peel you someday
Dont you buy that jalapeno boy
It will burn you if it is able
A Carta Blanca has always been your best bet
A hundred pound burrito has been laid upon your table
But you still want the bean tostada you cant get
Avocado
I want to beat you and whip you
I wanna chip you and dip you
So fall down from your tree
There's a tomato, who is just a waiting to meet you
Why dont you let somebody eat you
Let somebody eat you
Why dont you let somebody eat you
Before its too late
Little Feat loved Texas. In this song by Lowell George, he mentions how he "love to found in Austin." From Sailin Shoes (1972)
Picked up on the phone in Houston Everybody answered, everybody answered but they won't say why Then this dancer grabbed me, yeah, yeah, down by the bus stop She said I'm, I'm takin' you with me to the Texas Rose Cafe
I have a fast car, it's a Jaguar, and I'll get you to the plane on time Drinkin' Lone Star, playin' guitar, oh, we'll have a real good time I said love, love to be found in Austin I said love, love to be found in Austin town
I once saw them play acoustically in the corner of the Texas Chili Parlor (on Lavaca) -- I was not even a teenager yet -- just sort of lucked into it, thanks to some good friends