Uncontacted Tribes..

[origino]

haha. yes I was referring to Bull Durham.

 

[Gadfly]

[After leaving "Life's Origins" drives by with radio on]

boo bwo boo Bwo Boo BWO BOOOOOM chicka chink BOOOOOOMmMmMmM tink BWOOOOOO BOOOooo bo b

[Drives away]

 

[Seamus McBundy]

We can win them over simply by dropping whataburger! But if we didnt keep the supply coming, I'd imagine they would end up killing themselves off. And that would be ok cause its in the name of science.

 

[rhorn27]

Think how difficult it would be to explaing this thread to them. Could they even comprehend a group of people thousands of miles away having a discussion about their little world? Further, this discussion is made up of complete strangers with psuedonyms made up in a virtual world. Mind boggling.

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

If you look closely, you can see that one of them is wearing a shirt that says "I'm a Pepper."

 

[txboy_in_az]

Wonder if Aggy has already planned an expedition to teach them nut-squeezing and terms like "t.u." and "sip".

 

[Steel Shank]

I bet they are instinctively good at soccer.

 

[Seamus McBundy]

If we made contact, it would only be a few weeks till we get them to start their own casino. It would be probably be called the "Lost Tribe Casino and Bar."

 

[Seamus McBundy]

...or the "New Indian Casino and Bar."

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

Someone should come into their village wearing a bomb squad uniform while torching things with a flame thrower. That'd be HILARIOUS.

I think you're right though, this is how aliens view us. It's no wonder they suck rednecks up into their ships, put things up their ***, then send them back to tell the tale. They probably thinks it's funny as ****.

 

[buckhorn]

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[rhorn27]

Interesting that the first thing these humans do is pick up a weapon and attack. At least that's as far as I can tell from the pictures. Maybe only the interesting pictures of angry savages were released. It's certainly not fair to assume they only operate in this manner all the time, but it raises some interesting questions.

What instinct motivates this response? Surely it's fear? Makes you really consider how countries, religions, leaders, parents, teachers, etc interact and position themselves with others. So much of how we act is primitively instinctual. And often, it's driven by fear and what we PERCEIVE to the be the best solution for self-preservation (inadequate as it may be, ie, Indians with bows and arrows shooting at an airplane.

 

[Bookman]

Whose land are they on?

 

[mrjefft]

Nike will figure out a way to airdrop Nike Merchandise to the tribe, "Coke" will drop cases of "Coca- Cola".

They will fly over again a week later to take promotional photos of the natives in their swell new Nike gear, drinking Cokes. Whatta promotion!!

Years later, The Cokes will rot the teeth, and esophagus of the tribe's members, until there are not enough of them to reproduce efficiently.

Two of the obviously related members will have a child who, when he grows up, will venture to America to find out where this "Coke" came from. The first thing he sees is a "Coke" delivery truck. He immediately believes the driver is the one responsible for bringing the Coke to his tribe, and killiing his tribe off. He kills him on the spot.

Now in prison for life, he realizes, "Coke" is much larger than he and his little tribe could have ever concieved. His hatred grows deeper, but he dies in prison. The last of his tribe.

The rest die in the jungle with rotten teeth, and are buried in their "Nike" gear.

Sure, let's bring civilization to them, whether they want it or not. Hell, with the price of Gas, Electricity, Insurance, Etc... , I'm thinking about joining the freaking tribe!

That's a joke, son.

 

[Bevo5]

Anybody see when David Blaine (spelled?) went to that African tribe and did some magic? I'm pretty sure there are still sacrificing virgins in his honor. That was crazy ****...kids running scared.

Kind of ****** up if you ask me...but whatever.

$20 says the next time they fly over there will be a Starbucks there.

 

[Nivek]

I say we drop them hamburgers and cigs.

 

[MP5]

Didnt we find Hakeem Olajuwon this way? The way I see it this is the only way to find anyone with nearly the talent of VY

 

[Orange90]

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[B]

The tribe's chief is wearing a wolf shirt.

 

[random horn]

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[Bevo5]

Hell yeah -- those warriors just defended against the first aerial attack in their history. Those dudes are the f'in men right now in their world.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

Why do all of them appear to be in color except the one individual who looks like a gray-scale woman with a huge, fake rack?

 

[Hes not here]

uncontacted? Looks like nothing more than a ******* sooner tailgate to me. savages

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

anyone else notice that one of them looks like the freaking missing link?

 

[accuratehorn]

I knew tribes with less outside world contact in the sixties.

 

[MirrOlure]

"There! Brazil! Did I ever tell you about the time I contacted the un-contacted tribe in Brazil?"

"Yes, sir, I'm certain you have............."

"Very well then.......it was a steamy morning in late July, hours before a Solar eclipse........................."

 

[SouthAfricanHorn]

Seen more tribal on the drag.

 

[bozo_casanova]

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[Theo Huxtable]

I bet if you could make your way to their land, they would worship you like the Ewoks in Star Wars did. Or they'd kill you.

 

[A. BETTIK]

I can tell from the colorful uniforms, this is clearly a landing party from the starship Enterprise. The security guys in red are clearly going to die as a result of this attack.