Trouble in Paradise?

[Born in ATX]

OMG. No freaking way!!!

 

[LonghornDave]

OMG. No freaking way!!!

And the band won half time.

 

[George Bailey]

A few of us grey beards can remember the year that the official aggy sports website listed the moron-white spring game as a 'W' for them. Just more evidence of how self-promoting and delusional that fanbase can be.

 

[txhorn_et]

Spring game trophies? Does aggy stay up 24/7 writing their own jokes. This one nearly takes the cake.
It’s right up there with the 2 Aggies on that camel, and Jimbo’s aggy national championship trophy.

 

[mb227]

Spring game trophies? Does aggy stay up 24/7 writing their own jokes. This one nearly takes the cake.
It’s right up there with the 2 Aggies on that camel, and Jimbo’s aggy national championship trophy.

It couldn't take the cake because the baker refused to bake it. Even in aggy-land, there can be levels to which some will not drop to...

 

[Horn6721]

The explanation, that they were MVP for most improved during spring practice is pathetic sad and hilarioud

 

[1sahorn]

Spring game trophies? Does aggy stay up 24/7 writing their own jokes. This one nearly takes the cake.
It’s right up there with the 2 Aggies on that camel, and Jimbo’s aggy national championship trophy.

"Would you look at those 2 ******** on that camel?!?!?!"

 

[Driver 8]

OMG. No freaking way!!!

Seriously, just when you thought they couldn’t get any more doltish or absurd, they pull this out of their ***. The fresh expressions of dumb-******* they are able to create is actually impressive.

 

[LonghornDave]

The funny thing is it used to be aggie was pretty immune to our ribbing but now the SEC and the entire sporting world look to College Station for absurd humor.

 

[Born in ATX]

Now we finally know what all those silly little trophies were that Johntay was laughing about on his visit.

 

[George Bailey]

"Would you look at those 2 ******** on that camel?!?!?!"

I got a lot of mileage out of that aggy joke. And how do you get a one-armed aggy out of a tree?

 

[ViperHorn]

When you win the Heisman both the school and the player get a trophy. Does this mean aggy gave themselves trophies to fit in that large, but almost empty trophy case?

 

[1sahorn]

I got a lot of mileage out of that aggy joke. And how do you get a one-armed aggy out of a tree?

Trick question...there's more than 1 way:
1. Salute
2. Wave
3. Hand him a jizz jar
4. Yell "Circle jerk!!!!"
5.
6.
7.

 

[txhorn_et]

OMG. No freaking way!!!

I’m guessing there was only enough money in the budget for 2 participation trophies. Evidently they’re saving money for Jimbo’s contract extension after they (possibly) roll over New Mexico and Louisiana Monroe.

 

[Born in ATX]

So now Jimbo apparently dissing real media sources and only likes TexAgs questions?

 

[1sahorn]

So now Jimbo apparently dissing real media sources and only likes TexAgs questions?

aggy--speak for: "I want my mommy!"

 

[1sahorn]

The funny thing is it used to be aggie was pretty immune to our ribbing but now the SEC and the entire sporting world look to College Station for absurd humor.

aggy move to the secsecsec blew the lid off the Pandora's Box that is aTm. Now the buffoonery is available for the whole world to see.

 

[ViperHorn]

So now Jimbo apparently dissing real media sources and only likes TexAgs questions?

"Don't need no" how many English classes did Jimbo skip/sleep through?

 

[SabreHorn]

It is all that good learnin' what he done got in those West Virginia public schools

 

[Horn6721]

Actually I thought Jimbo was funny in giving it back to the reporters.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Looks like aggy has earnev the “Who’sWho” award in football!

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[LonghornCatholic]

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

At least for aggy, they have 2x better chance at the playoff than Baylor.

 

[1sahorn]

At least for aggy, they have 2x better chance at the playoff than Baylor.

But still behind tceh.

 

[WorsterMan]

Did you hear about the aggy that recently broke his leg playing golf?

He fell off the ball washer!

 

[Crockett]

He was not as smart as his Aggie cousin who broke his arm in 3 places. That Aggie now avoids those places.

 

[theiioftx]

We beat Bama in Tuscaloosa. Bring this post back when we don’t.

 

[WorsterMan]

Report recently: aggy thought Ping-Pong was a venereal disease!