Trouble in Paradise?

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Love the suck...aggy style.

That would involve peanut butter and sheep.

 

[Crockett]

And their Spring game!

You need to work on your Aggie math. I count the spring games as 2 wins...one for the outright winner and 1 moral victory for the undermanned, overmatched team that showed tremendous heart in just falling short.

 

[1sahorn]

That would involve peanut butter and sheep.

...& don't forget to have the jizz jar handy to save the...well, you know. And don't forget the Glory Hole & the sacred Nut-squeeze...ALL things aggy.

 

[George Bailey]

After failed attempts to control the narrative and claim last night's streaker was a Longhorn, the truth has set them free. It's proud aggy Spencer B. Werner, class of '26, a communication major from Lake Forest, IL. The sign he held said 'Longhorns Suck' and he had painted 'Trump 2024' on his chest.

 

[txhorn_et]

...& don't forget to have the jizz jar handy to save the...well, you know. And don't forget the Glory Hole & the sacred Nut-squeeze...ALL things aggy.

Aggy gives this 3 WHOOPS UP!

Up what is to interpretation. Only aggy knows that answer, which they learn at fish camp.​

 

[1sahorn]

After failed attempts to control the narrative and claim last night's streaker was a Longhorn, the truth has set them free. It's proud aggy Spencer B. Werner, class of '26, a communication major from Lake Forest, IL. The sign he held said 'Longhorns Suck' and he had painted 'Trump 2024' on his chest.

So they tried to pin it on the sips, huh? I was flipping back & forth & missed that. Typical aggy...do some stupid **** then try to blame someone else (especially/usually those damned sips).
Announcers were most notably sec/aggy homers. That's 1 thing I will miss about LHN. No sec/aggy homers there.

 

[guy4321]

Is it really streaking if you keep your pants on? I mean, I'm glad he did but just asking for completeness.

 

[NRHorn]

Is it really streaking if you keep your pants on? I mean, I'm glad he did but just asking for completeness.

I read that he mooned the crowd.

 

[LonghornDave]

After failed attempts to control the narrative and claim last night's streaker was a Longhorn, the truth has set them free. It's proud aggy Spencer B. Werner, class of '26, a communication major from Lake Forest, IL. The sign he held said 'Longhorns Suck' and he had painted 'Trump 2024' on his chest.

Aggie track star couldn't out run an overweight cop in riot gear and a taser.

 

[earl77]

Maroon moon

 

[cnb]

 

[EDT]

Walmart now sells handicap stickers for your car!

 

[1sahorn]

Walmart now sells handicap stickers for your car!

Would you look at that...Walmart charging $7 to "retrasados" for crap that isn't worth a plug nickel.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Would you look at that...Walmart charging $7 to "retrasados" for crap that isn't worth a plug nickel.

I haven't heard plug nickel since Remember the Titans.

 

[Horn6721]

What does this mean?

 

[1sahorn]

What does this mean?

Stupid ******** still haven't figured out there's no such thing as a "Texas aggy".

 

[SabreHorn]

Bost is just another ignorant coonass (that's redundant) from MidCounty. Also their backup QB.

 

[guy4321]

Stupid ******** still haven't figured out there's no such thing as a "Texas aggy".

But there IS such a thing as a Fightin' Texas Aggy.

 

[1sahorn]

But there IS such a thing as a Fightin' Texas Aggy.

Baaa means "NO!!!"

 

[George Bailey]

As embarrassing as this texags post is, his own kind called him out on it.

Elite Stuff | TexAgs

 

[1sahorn]

As embarrassing as this texags post is, his own kind called him out on it.

Elite Stuff | TexAgs

Now that's some funny stuff rite there.

 

[Horn6721]

The aggy who accused the sec of "skullduggery" going behind aggy back to add 2 new schools made me

 

[guy4321]

Also, this one is good!

"F the sec

They can all rot after what voting with Sankey to let the dip****s from Austin in"

 

[Horn6721]

Looks like aggy's honeymoon with SEC SEC is over.

 

[Horns11]

As embarrassing as this texags post is, his own kind called him out on it.

Elite Stuff | TexAgs

The whole dynamic on that board is some kind of "how Aggie are you?" litmus test, and everyone fails.

 

[George Bailey]

The aggy who accused the sec of "skullduggery" going behind aggy back to add 2 new schools made me

It appears aggy is a victim of skullf***ery...

 

[1sahorn]

Conjures one of my all time favorite songs:

POOOOOOOR aaaaGGYYYYYYYYS
POOOOOOOR aaaaGGYYYYYYYYS
ripetre

 

[1sahorn]

Possibly the best thing about joining the secsecsec is that the younger generations of Horns will know the joy of singing the POOOOOR aaaaGGGYYY song.

 

[cnb]

 

[cnb]