Tiger seriously injured in car wreck

[hookem2003]

sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657

WTF?

 

[hookem2003]

Apparently he has been released from the hospital.

 

[BigWill]

2:20 AM, hits a hydrant and a tree. "alcohol was not involved". He was obviously texting.

 

[rickysrun]

He's got a billion in the bank. Get a driver, no pun intended. I don't care if he was drinking or not, get a driver!

 

[BigWill]

Agrees!

 

[l00p]

I would drive Tiger and his family (especially the Nanny and his sister-in-law) for a meager 100k per year.

 

[BigWill]

Here's an out-of-work driver. Tiger should hire him!

Oh yeah...forgot about that.
Nevermind.

 

[BigWill]

looks like the wife was chasing him with a golf club when he crashed.

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[l00p]

What window, to get somebody out of a vehicle, would you smash with an object? Please don't tell me a front one.

 

[Texas0407]

Where is he going at 2:20am on Thanksgiving? Cool dad.

 

[BigWill]

maybe he was doing a Barkley, and heading out for "the best blowjob of my life".

 

[mcbrett]

I love Tiger- and can't watch golf if he's not in it- BUT, you can't tell me something suspicious wasn't happening. What is a pro-athlete doing running into a fire hydrant on his own street at 1AM?

Drugs? Drunk? Bad fight? Up to something? I have no idea- but just because the police say he wasn't drunk doesn't mean I believe it. He and his wife have a newborn- it makes no sense for him to be out at that time of the night in the suburbs of Orlando!

 

[BigWill]

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[l00p]

A rope?

 

[BigWill]

No. The rope appears to be of natural fibers. I was referring to the synthetic material in the photo.

 

[BigWill]

Consider this scenario:

Enquirer comes out with affair story. Wifey is pissed. They get in big fight. She's going full batshit post-partum crazy. He tries to leave. She chases him out to car swinging a golf club, he gets in car, she bashes side window with golf club, hitting him and knocking him out and giving him "facial lacerations". Escalade rolls down driveway, over hydrant, into tree. He's unconcious, then starts to come to as cops arrive

How's that for a theory?

Fake story is concocted to preserve his image.

That's my guess as to what happened. That, or he was shitfaced. They are saying "alcohol wasn't a factor". When all else fails, I always go with the "crazy wife" theory. Many of you will understand why.

 

[l00p]

Who is the rope holding up in that photo?

 

[BigWill]

Rachael Urchitel.

no relation to

 

[mcbrett]

Big WIll I agree. Crazy wife is much more likely than alcohol related event. Divorce in 2 years?

 

[BigWill]

if it's really crazy wife and the affair stories are true, I would say sooner than that. Unless he buys her off and they maintain a marriage of convenience and appearance.

 

[OrangeBlooded]

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[BigWill]

they're fake, and they're spectacular. Just keep them away from open flames.

 

[l00p]

So you are saying that Urkel did not have relations with that woman?

 

[OrangeBlooded]

so that's a yes. awesome

 

[BigWill]

as i suspected

The Link

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[BigWill]

the plot thickens: The "other woman" has lawyered up.

Super Glo...Gloria effin Allred

 

[Third Coast]

and now he is mysteriously holed up in his home and unavailable to talk to authorities. I wonder if he has hostages?

 

[HornHuskerDad]

It'll be very interesting to see what the police come up with after they interview Tiger and try to correlate his explanation and the physical evidence.

HHD

 

[BigWill]

yeah, it's good to be him. I gotta believe than anyone else would have been dragged downtown by now.

Also, TMZ says that tiger was bleeding from mouth area, but no blood on steering wheel.

God hath no fury...