Things that have happened since aggy'Built Champs'

[coolhorn]

and how can I leave out the internet?

 

[GHOST HORN]

1940 - Birthdate of the Original Recipe (KFC)

 

[Touchdown_Texas]

After analyzing the collective evidence on this thread, I predict that Jesus will return before aggy builds another champion.

 

[PanzerDSS]

We forgot the entire run of Peanuts in US newspapers.

 

[Lidig8r]

Not to put too fine of a point on it, but.. didn't USC win the championship in 1939? or.. so they say... and let's face it... USC has much more credibility than aggy.

so, if that is the case and 1939 does NOT count, then,

the universe was created.

 

[austintex]

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[coolhorn]

World War II (Which aggy corpsmen did NOT win singlehandedly, despite claims to the contrary.)
Korean War
Vietnam War
Grenada
Iraq I and II
The start and end of the cold war

I'm not sure, but I think Hell has frozen over since aggy won any championships, other than in meat judging. (...and squeezing.)

 

[PanzerDSS]

Don't forget the secret war in Cambodia!
And the Cuban Revolution (not sure if anyone said it).
And the CIA's 1300 attempts to kill Castro.

 

[EPThorn]

The worlds population has TRIPLED!!

 

[HornOnTheBayou]

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

CHORUS
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

CHORUS

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

CHORUS

Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

CHORUS

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore

 

[MarylandHorn]

The national debt increased by $8,830, oh wait, now $8,831 billion, or a factor of 211.

 

[Soul Glo]

Prince Hakeem from Zamunda sowed his royal oats

 

[Texas Taps]

The best coach they ever had left for a school that's even more redneck

 

[NebLHAB]

The Millenium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

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[ngnichols]

LMFAO @ this post. Classic!

 

[sessamoid]

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[Nodrog]

Dick Clark BEGAN his show biz career 6 years after Aggy's last NC. Whoa.

 

[phil1336]

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[orange_pride]

I was born.

 

[Tums]

aggy's greatest football player, ever, and future athletic director: