Sooner Haiku

[NatChampUT]

OU SUCKS

Why does OU suck?
You want a simple anwser?
Just because they do.

Oklahoma (the state)

Trailers everywhere
Lawnmowers are extinct now,
Oklahoma sucks.

Hook Em' Horns!!!!
NC-UT

 

[Doperbo]

SOLITUDE

Sad days in Norman
The office always empty,
Poor lonely dentist.

FAMILY PLANNING

Tubal ligation?
New chrome rims on lay-away.
Maybe next year.

FRIENDSHIP

Help me to my truck,
F**K ALL Y'ALL!!, nah... just kidding,
Dickel is good whisky.

DALLAS

Look at all the lights
Shucks, it's got even more than
Branson, Missouri.

GRADUATION

Look at that diploma
TV / VCR repair.
Dang that boy is smart.

OUTDOORSMAN

Aluminum boat...
Eighteen sticks of dynamite.
Time to catch some fish.

 

[Hogs Smell Good]

He who have hand in pocket all day feel cocky

 

[NickDanger]

WTF? Where did THAT come from?

Razerbacks is smart
An they kin do haiku, two
or mebbe they caint

or

Hogs smell like pigshit
and they caint count syllables
but Nutt's a "baller"

"I'll have the steak and bacon"
-- Spooner

 

[ChicagoPoke]

This has become a huge hit with my med school class in Chicago. Nice work!!

 

[triplehorn]

WASH

How to win again
Don't shower for a week
A personal foul

 

[Hogs Smell Good]

It was a joke, Nick
Thought I'd liven up the board
My, you don't like me.

 

[NickDanger]

MANNERS

Could not resist it
An invitation for smack
Be rude to decline

"I'll have the steak and bacon"
-- Spooner

 

[Mrmyke709]

LAMENT
Bosworth cries for glory past
my testicles are gone
out of roids,Doc...

 

[SoonerBoy]

SIXTY-THREE FOURTEEN


Daddy's boy throws to
One armed linebacker. Touchdown!
Where is my jockstrap?

 

[Mrmyke709]

Many dumb okies
posting on Hornfans website
you suck, go away.

.....>< )))' >

 

[big_horn]

Good one soonerboy.