Revisiting the Texag.com soothsayers

I love the score predictions from the Ag's...42-6, 52-10, and 42-10...Did they forget that they were playing Texas at DKR? I guess so. Not to mention, we scored more than 10 in all of our games this year, and have one of the best scoring offenses in the game (#8 in the nation by my count). For those keeping score at home, A&M is 46th.

The only time they put up 40 or more points this year was against Wyoming and UTEP at Collie Station. Even against mediocre Texas teams (in the past), they could not score 40 points. Hell, the last time they hung 40 on us was in 1985. That is the year the “Miami Vice” soundtrack hit #1. The Ag’s would have to dust off their Wham! albums to remember that one. The Link Hahahaha...

In contrast, the only team to score 40 or more on them this year was wearing Burnt Orange.

Also, I wonder when the Ag's will ditch the Wrecking Crew moniker - hell, nearly half the Big 12 has a better defense. The only defensive statistical category the Ag's beat us in was Scoring D (they are #10, we are #11), but in a head-to-head match up, we all know what happened.

I love this post! Truly classic!

Hook 'em!
Hoop
 
Great post!

Just to add injury to insult, now they face the prospect of losing to Miss. State. Can't root for either one; wish they both would lose. For the ags, it will be like looking at themselves in the mirror. That ought to confuse 'em.

First Big XII Champions
Last SWC Champions
Hook 'Em Horns
 
i see others are starting to follow suit. i like it:)

Hook 'Em

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Recruiting DOES Matter
 
I think my signature fits in well with this thread......



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"The MOST pathetic thing anyone can do on this forum is to question another Aggie's "Aggieness". I think you're a f##king idiot, but I don't doubt that you're an Aggie."
 
Pongo,

I guess we'll never know whether WinAgs was right about the Aggies inflicting pain on Roy since, in order to inflict pain, one must first be able to catch one's opponent.

Cakes

Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
 
Sure, if we had lost this one, we could all be eating crow right now. But is it just me or are most ags just bad judges of talent on the field? Do they seriously think that their WRs are better? Deeper? More talented?

Would any of us make those same mistakes as often? I doubt it. I would put the top posters on this board up against theirs any day.
 
this is truely a classic. the only thing missing was a quote from WinAgs. here is one of his quotes that someone posted on texags:

"Davis will cover Willaims mano to mano, with Kiel waiting to apply the hit that will show the nation that Williams cant not and will not play when pain is invloved.

BJ will meet another true name Buhl who can and will match him step for step. You guys were so wrapped up in your overhyped team you failed to notice these so called sleepers.
Sloan will be covered by Sean Weston and that is a fair matchup.

Jammar tries to jam Ferguson and he is toast. Our BJ will rule the day as well as another sleeper named Porter.

That is why I am going to truly enjoy this *** whipping. Your arrogant ******** have had your mouth running for 2 yrs and still....NOTHING"

"I think a few might...I dont think they should. We should handle ourselves like the winners we are and not throw it in there face. No matter how bad we beat them, they will never understand we do it for their own good.

COLD REALITY"



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Recruiting DOES Matter
 
Man, this has to be the greatest post of all time! haha, I love this stuff man, and thanks again dude for putting time and effort into this. I really do enjoy and so does my dad!

Da'Kid

<P>
 
The "Face it, tu fans don't know squat about football" comment from '13 0 Branding Iron' is hysterical.

Thanks for making me sound like an idiot, alone, laughing in my cube...

Hook 'em

Fritz
 
"This is why I'm gonna enjoy this particular ***-whipping." ROFLLMAO !!!!!!! Who was that winags ? Did you enjoy the "*** whipping ?" hahah

Priceless. Thanks guys.

"The Horns second stringers are better than ours, and you all know it." Intelligent Aggy post at Texags.
 
Yeah, that cold fusion, er, reality, is a ***** all right.

When bongos are outlawed, only outlaws will have bongos.<P>
 
LOVED seeing Win(Lose)ags get toasted on this thread. Winags is the biggest @#$%@#$ on the net.

"What in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on here" -
Slim Pickins
 
I paticularly enjoyed this thread because I spent the days following the T+1 agg-kicking in the sunny Caribbean and didn't get to partake of the monstrous laugh at their expense.

I'm doing so now.

Irie man!


"...you may have the golden dome and the Cathlick Pope,
we has maroon karrots and a fullback on dope..."
-- Spider Ag
 
According to Henry Gandorf over on Texags, WinAgs doesn't pay off when he loses bets, either.

Cakes

Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
 
here's what i kept putting on texags...


ag2003 (5:08 PM, 10/8/00):
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This guy has no future, especially at Texas. I pray everyday that he starts against us. I hate to say it but Applewhite is something else. I have afeeling all those reports about how well Simms did in spring ball were b/c the coaches told the DB's not to cover the guys well so Simms could feel like he's the ****.
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Muy (5:08 PM, 10/8/00) :
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Why does anybody care what he does?

Based on everything I've seen, he doesn't have any marketability anymore. He should have transferred well before he ever hit the field, and would have been more marketable on media hype alone.

At this point, BUST is about the only word that comes to my mind.

If this BS took place in Aggieland (which it won't because RC doesn't startcertain players to prove that he can), I would be livid that this whole circus had driving our season into the ground.

Great job Mack. You've done an excellent job.
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ag2003[again](11:09 pm, 10/8/00):
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anyway Simms looks at it he will only have one year to start. He can stayat t.u. and be majors back up or he can transfer and sit out a year andthen have one year of eligibility left. Keep praying that mack starts Simmsagainst us this year.
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KatyAg94 (1:38 PM, 11/20/00):
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Texas Bites!
Texas Bites!
Texas jump up and bite my ***!!
B - I - T - E - A - S - S!
Texas jump up and bite my ***!!
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13 0 Branding Iron (9:14 AM, 11/20/00)
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And since then we've kicked tu's pansy *** sidewise. Yes, life is good, and tu is now our b*tch.

Pooooor Loooooonghooooorns

The Trahans are on the losing side again; but on the upside Beau will be sure toplay when the Wrecking Crew knocks Chrissy out of the game.

That's the next best way to get on the same field with the Texas A&M team.
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POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR AGGGGGGGGIES
How convenient that the corp kept bending over!
 
I know we should be concentrating on the Ducks, but can't we keep this classic post at the top for a little while longer?

I'll re-read it every monday when I'm bummed about being at work. This always brings a smile to my face.

HOOK'EM
 
An Addendum to the Original PostAgSpeak Goes Head to Head with REALITYAgSpeak“If you are counting on a late surge to beat down A&M, you will be in trouble.”“A&M won't roll over like the other patsies ya'll have played at home this year.”-Trinity AgREALITYThe Texas offense, under the direction of quarterback Chris Simms, blew open a close game with a flawless period en route to a dominating 43-17 victory in front of 84,012 at Royal Memorial Stadium.–The B/CS EagleAgSpeak“ If Simms starts, he will be thoroughly confused by the schemes Hank & RC will devise.”
-Trader Ag 96
REALITY
“They played a different coverage then we have seen them play all year,” Farris said of the play. “It was impossible to see that guy, and he made a good play.”
–The B/CS Eagle

AgSpeak
“I'll take our young DB's against their WR's all day.”
-LASAG
REALITY
Receivers Roy Williams, B.J. Johnson and Sloan Thomas — all true freshmen — torched the Aggies for three receiving touchdowns in the fatal third quarter.
-The B/CS Eagle

AgSpeak
“Simms throws picks early and loses what little confidence he has, A&M rolls....”
-Aggie GIGolo
REALITY
Simms looked like a surgeon as he picked apart the depleted A&M secondary.
Aggie quarterback Mark Farris…had three turnovers, two of them costly.
-The B/CS Eagle

AgSpeak
“Our injuries will prevent us from stomping tu but never fear Aggies, we will surely win. A win is a win.”
–merch
REALITY
A&M’s wounded secondary was no match for the Longhorns’ talented corps of receivers, and Texas took advantage.
-The B/CS Eagle

AgSpeak
“ Simms will throw an INT for a TD…”
-MemphisAg
REALITY
Farris’ first miscue came on the Aggies’ first play of the game when he was intercepted by Greg Brown, who returned the ball 10 yards for the game’s first score.
-The B/CS Eagle

AgSpeak
“Sammy Davis is going to be the best corner on the field Friday…”
LOYAL AG
REALITY
Texas scored its final points of the quarter when Simms found B.J. Johnson for a 70-yard score. On the play, Davis, who was one-on-one with Johnson, bit on Simms’ pump fake and couldn’t recover to make the play.
–The B/CS Eagle

AgSpeak
"BJ will meet another true freshman named Buhl who can and will match him step for step”
-WinAgs
REALITY
Johnson got behind Buhl for a 35-yard gain that moved the ball into A&M territory, and then Williams beat him on the next play for a 20-yard touchdown
-The B/CS Eagle

AgSpeak
"You guys were so wrapped up in your overhyped team you failed to notice these so called sleepers. Sloan will be covered by Sean Weston and that is a fair matchup."
-WinAgs
REALITY
On second down from their own 45, Simms hit Thomas, who turned what should have been an 8- or 9-yard gain into a 55-yard touchdown, as he shook off an attempted tackle by Sean Weston and outraced the defense to the end zone.
–The B/CS Eagle

TAMU Aggie Football: When Mediocrity Slaps You in the Face

Mississippi State doesn’t flash Top 10 credentials, but neither does A&M. The Aggies were the Big 12’s sixth bowl selection for a reason, going 7-4 and losing their last two games.

“A&M’s history in bowl games hasn’t been good,” Aggie safety Michael Jameson said.

“My record has not been good in bowl games,” Slocum said.

“I haven’t won a bowl game since I’ve been here,” Taylor said

"I’ve been here since 1996, and we haven’t won a bowl game,” senior guard Chris Valletta said.

That leaves the Independence Bowl, a game fans have poked fun at since it was named for a lawn tool.

The Independence Bowl wouldn’t normally qualify as a biggie for A&M, but this year it does.

-The B/CS Eagle


Hook’em…43-17
 
Slidin' this one back to the top...

Man, if reading this doesn't make you smile, nothing will!!

Hook 'em!!
 
UTdoa,
*very* effective work. since i think this thread is destined for the classics, you might consider editing the following however (the only flaw i saw in an otherwise impeccable post):

AgSpeak
“ If Simms starts, he will be thoroughly confused by the schemes Hank & RC will devise.”
-Trader Ag 96
REALITY
“They played a different coverage then we have seen them play all year,” Farris said of the play. “It was impossible to see that guy, and he made a good play.”
–The B/CS Eagle

Brown's pick really doesn't serve to refute the quote regarding Simms (although other evidence does ) I wouldn't put these two in collocation. But I'm quibbling; overall, this was very fine work.
 
I agree with CraigHorn, 8-8, 234yds, 3td's in one quarter alone! If you ask me that's some serious confusion folks! I must say that I like aggie wisdom though, even after we took them to the woodshed they still take robert"pooooor me I'm hurt"ferguson over any the BIG 3. I hope they recruit with that same mentality..

"I got nipples Greg, could you milk me?"
 


"Peggy, six years from now no one will remember what a hexagon is, but you win state an that goes up there on the water tower!" Hank Hill, King of the Hill.
 
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