Return of Sooner Haiku

[OU Sucketh]

Mangino sweating,
Takes off his shirt in public
OU men aroused.

They bring him donuts
unbutton his shirt and gasp
"YOU WEAR A CAR BRA?"

 

[saddlehorn]

I say "OU sucks".
You reply "I think so too".
Instant friends we are.

GO 'HORNS!!!!!

 

[TravelAgent]

Losing bad at half
caught lightning in a bottle
last year was a fluke

oklahoma sucks
indoor plumbing would be nice
Mike, call Notre Dame

 

[The Rock]

Norman trailer park anthem,

teeth in a jar on the night stand,
listening to the radio on the am band,
it's sounding bleak,
the triple a batteries must be weak,

neighbor puts out pink flamingos in the yard,
rottweiler standing by trash can full of smashed beer cans, on full guard,
wife weights more than a thousand gallon cans of hog lard,

Believe me it's not a dream,
he makes all the norman boys scream,
especially when they cream,
he's got suction like a powerful locamotive full of steam,
that nasty boy crimson dean,

Christmas lights strung across the car port for when it gets dark,
manson look a like neighbors home and makes your 15 dogs bark,
my, oh my, everyday life in an upscale norman trailer park!!!!

but you don't give a ****,
for it's in norman your stuck,
and with or without luck,
life in norman, like ou in general, will always and forever SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

but try not to frown,
your coach may be a clown,
and you oklahoma boys like going down,
but to me it's all just water under the dam!!!

SUCK IT OU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, yeah that's it, you like it don't ya!!

ou sucks!!!!

sucklahoma, linda soonerlace, fellatiou, headlahoma, swallo(u)w u,

 

[ENlightened]

What he said. So there.
Now who can argue with that?
The Rock speaks wisdom

 

[justhookit]

ttt

I need some words of wisdom to start my day.