Return of Sooner Haiku

[ENlightened]

Sixty-three. Fourteen.
Numbers burned into our minds,
soon to be erased.

"One heartbeat," ready
to travel up to Big D
and settle a score.

One thing remains true,
through all the hype and smack talk,
and here is that thing:

OU sucks. Yes, OU sucks.
Unquestionably, OU sucks.
Does OU suck? Yes.

Suck suck suck suck suck.
Suck suck suck suck suck suck suck.
Suck suck suck, OU.

 

[Mrmyke709]

Crashing full forward,
boldly into land thief line
DJ, get the ball.

 

[SocraticAg]

Lessee:

Creaking in the night
Get my gun, oh, nevermind
Just the kids f*cking

 

[TornACL]

Looking confused again,
Hybl sees a sea of orange.
Another Longhorn sack.

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

Stupid haiku threads
Are not going over big
Turds in a punchbowl

Whatcha gonna do
When the Sooners kick your ***
One more freaking time?

I'm having visions
Burnt orange masses jumping
From the big tower

Everybody
Thinks Bob Stoops is talking trash
It's just the facts ma'am

 

[SocraticAg]

the crimson and cream
dreamed the impossible dream
wake up, you still suck

 

[Sixth Street]

Texas will kick ***,
Crimson and Cream Dean Blevins,
makes nine of thirteen.

 

[Hollis Wood]

Here's to this Sunday
As Dean returns to his perch

On all our dicks.

 

[Mrmyke709]

Single white okie
seeks wimmin with all her teef
cousins are ok.

 

[Crimson&CreamDean]

I now have all whorns
Posting on this bbs
In my sweaty palm

They can't even do
A simple stupid haiku
And not mention Dean

 

[Uninformed]

Trail of tears again
As sooners scurry back home
From an *** whoopin'

 

[QJam]

Stoops sucks
850 SAT will get you in
Horns will win Saturday

Never was very good at Haiku!

 

[OU Sucketh]

Hybl lofts it up
"Decent" Jammer intercepts
Musberger sh*ts pants.

Simms has flawless game
Ivan has a record day,
Leach: Yea, they're decent.

Checking off the list,
Leach,Stoops,Corso,Cougar High
The Heisman awaits.

Need Rose Bowl Tickets!
Texas vs. Miami,
National Champions.

 

[SocraticAg]

Oklahoma U.
If you drive by really slow
You'll get a degree

 

[Burnt Orange Bevo]

OU and Texas,
bitter rivals meet again,
ready to rumble.

Mack and his players,
eagerly waiting their chance
to whip the Sooners

Burned badly last year,
the Horns look for redemption
against Okie foes.

 

[Philflesh]

DJ picks up speed,
Finds Griffin in the backfield,
Quentin's on the bench.

Jammer sees his man,
All over but the crying,
Touchdown for the Horns.

Vasher licks his chops,
Returns across the goalline,
Sooners start to break.

Ivan bulldozes,
Cedric dances through the line,
Ike has his way.

B.J., Roy, and Sloan,
Tony, Bo, young Carter,
Five touchdowns combined.

Simms' perfect game day,
Proves Mike Stoops to be the fool,
Four hundred-plus yards.

"Have the Horns the heart?"
October 6th they prove it,
Corso eats his crow.

HOOK 'EM!

 

[Mack Tripper]

Hybl jumps to throw,
Redding and D.J. thrash him,
Vasher intercepts.

Treacherous Sooner:
Day of reckoning is near,
Horns will dominate.

Late in fourth quarter
Sooners down by thirty three
Mangino eats Stoops.

 

[Philflesh]

"Mangino eats Stoops".... LOL

 

[Uninformed]

Simms on the sidelines
Flashin a Hookem Horn sign
Major mops-up for the win

 

[Mrmyke709]

Horns rumble onward
striving towards destiny
Dean cries in his beer.

 

[Uninformed]

Get the kids inside
Daddy's been drinkin' again
Eyin' okie boys

 

[mishatx]

quick short pass outside
Jammer from five yards away
sooner loses head

 

[QJam]

Mangino goes to Gattis
Mangino wipes his ***
Mangino finally full.

 

[Jackie Treehorn]

The filth in Norman
Rickets, lice, gingivitus
Such are Hoovervilles

 

[bat]

The passing of time
Promises of MNC
Fade as OU sucks.

 

[NickDanger]

WHOOSH

Giant sucking sounds
Ross Perot predicted them
It's not Mexico


KINSHIP

Sister's my Stepmom
Cause she married her own Pa
Daddy's my brother

 

[bat]

The gentle wind blows
And tickles my cheek again
It's just the sucking

 

[jkhombre]

mangino gorges
five thousand fresh marshmellows
imminent rupture

 

[SocraticAg]

Visor gleaming bright
Shiny pants like Spurrier
Except with brown stain

 

[NickDanger]

SWINGING SOONER

Pig under one arm
Goat under the other arm
He's BISEXUAL!