Follow the bouncing ball:
Educrats: The sky is falling the sky is falling, we're doomed, fire him
Lawyers: Can't do it, that means admitting guilt and subjecting the school to investigation
Educrats: What do we do, the death penalty is looming on the horizon
Lawyers: Put him on administrative leave with pay. Conduct an "independent investigation" which clears him. To show remorse, Urban makes a $500,000 donation to a women's group.
Educrats: Will that work?
Lwayers: Only if you get off your dead *** and raise the $500,000.
Educrats: The sky is falling the sky is falling, we're doomed, fire him
Lawyers: Can't do it, that means admitting guilt and subjecting the school to investigation
Educrats: What do we do, the death penalty is looming on the horizon
Lawyers: Put him on administrative leave with pay. Conduct an "independent investigation" which clears him. To show remorse, Urban makes a $500,000 donation to a women's group.
Educrats: Will that work?
Lwayers: Only if you get off your dead *** and raise the $500,000.