Random Off-Season News

SabreHorn said:
I cannot believe than from a board of supposed football and Longhorn fans, we get all this aromatherapy nostalgia and not ONE reference to the super smell of Cramergesic? Particularly those that did not notice it had mysteriously been applied in their jockstrap before practice. You could always spot them trying out new "dance moves" on the practice field and going back to class permeating the entire classroom with that smell, which seemed to last three days.

Worster,

Your too young to remember Gold's Department Store on the square in downtown Georgetown. Every summer they had a sale for a few days and Gant Oxford cloth buttondowns were marked down to $5. The one day all summer that the fraternity houses were empty at 8 AM.
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Atomic Balm was the preferred product for coating the jock strap before the dancing began at my HS
 
Texadelphia said:
George Strait and Gunnar Helm - could watch this on repeat all day.

My Sunday is officially una dia buenisima for having seen this!!
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De. acuerda, Texadelphia.

George lives (or, at least he used to live) in the same general part of SA as I do, though he's in a significantly more upscale part than me.

Q: what do (did) Gunner & Earl have in common?
A: when they run (ran), snot flies (flew).
 
1sahorn said:
De. acuerda, Texadelphia.

George lives (or, at least he used to live) in the same general part of SA as I do, though he's in a significantly more upscale part than me.

Q: what do (did) Gunner & Earl have in common?
A: when they run (ran), snot flies (flew).
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George & Norma finally sold their home at The Dominion and moved to the ranch. Don't remember the sales price. I think they were asking $7.5 at one time; seems like I heard it went for $3.5, but I'm not saying that's accurate.
 
SabreHorn said:
George & Norma finally sold their home at The Dominion and moved to the ranch. Don't remember the sales price. I think they were asking $7.5 at one time; seems like I heard it went for $3.5, but I'm not saying that's accurate.
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I thought I had heard they moved but wasn't sure. They just never come to my Back Yard Wesson Oil Parties any more (truth is they never did, truthier still, I never had any BYWOP's...but that sounds good, even better if George & Norma were actually here). I actually do play guitar & sing including some of George's songs but could never convince George to come over & sing harmonies or play backup. (Again, I prevericate...i never invited him to sing & play with me, but I did actually sing with George once at 1 of his annual community concerts live at the Alamodome. I really did sing with him. I didn't have my guitar 'cause I didn't realize George was going to ask me to sing...actually, he didn't ask me to sing or play...but I did sing....I was in Sect 101; Row 22; Seat 3...Mrs. 1sa kept telling me to sit down & shut the eff up, but hell, she wasn't the person who invited/incited me to sing...might be why George quit holding the annual event. IIRC it was the year Trisha Yearwood won Newcomer of the Year. (She did a set barefoot immediately before George's gig. I wonder what ever happened with that girl. She was pretty good...I wonder if she ever made it in the business.)
Anyway, couple of yrs later Mrs. 1sa got us tickets in that same venue to see 1 of her favorites, Garth Brooks. She got us tickets behind the stage instead of our usual Sect. 101 seats. At 1st I thought it was because I embarrassed her @ George's gig...at least that's what she told me...at 1st I believed her. But from our seats behind the stage all you could see was Garth's butt. I wondered if he had had a toileting accident or something cause she didn't take her eyes off that man's butt the whole night. I mean she didn't blink or NUTHIN'. At 1st I thought there must be something wrong with Garth's butt, but I finally figured out that the problem had to be with Mrs. 1sa's eyes 'cause she didn't even blink all night. Got home & her eyes were dry as sand & blood red.
Note to self, call the eye doc tomorrow & schedule appt for Mrs. 1sa.
 
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