How depressing it would be to work as a White House staffer.
Any speeches from Slow Joe have to be scheduled for the afternoon, as he's exhausted by lunch time and has to take a nap. Then you have to wait for Mommy Jill or his SS agents to wake him up. The "dog bites" that seem to happen quite frequently to the SS agents most likely would match perfectly with a human bite pattern.
As would be expected - people with dementia often get confused and attack workers at a nursing home - same for the staff of President Depends.
Then Dr. Feelgood and his black bag of injections has to do his magic, and finally Slow Joe is ready for the run through of the speech he's supposed to mumble. And running through the list of which carefully selected court stenographer to ask questions from. He's given a cheat sheet with the media type's picture, and question, with the answer written in another color so Slow Joe doesn't just read the question back.
If time allows, they'll do a Zoom call with the media type, so Slow Joe can try to place the face, and practice the answer.
With all that done, Depend's is only 30 minutes late to the press conference, so the staff is feeling good. He gets up and goes to the door, then shits all over himself. And I'm not talking just wet gas here - I'm talking Wonder Bread boy - full loaf. Big old **** stain in the seat of his pants, the stain starting to soak into his pant legs too.
Slow Joe's too out of it to even notice - he just keeps doing that old man shuffle where he doesn't bend his knees or take a full stride - just shuffles along like he's off to his bingo game.
So, back into the residence to get cleaned up. If Mommy Jill is around she can try to calm him down, as Joe often will lash out as he doesn't want to get wet again and tries to attack the nursing staff. Again, the dog will be blamed for the bites and scratches, as abused wives will say they ran into a door or fell down stairs to cover the abuse.
Cleaned up, he's again prepped for the speech and sent out, some 2 hours late. It's why his public appearances are so often late, and why he's never seen after 5 pm, as there's no way to keep him lucid past dinner time.
The USA has a senile old man as president. Our allies don't trust us, and our enemies don't fear us. Buckle up, it's going to be a long, nasty ride.