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Bama fans should have known before the season was over!!

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I am really surprised that the Tech guy in white was not getting his a$$ kicked.. he's the only cheering.. I think the ag corp is crying in the towell.

okay. the nakie one makes me shudder... was he is the pool? LOL
 
"There was shrinkage!"

Fran's overinflated ego must be compensation for his dingus size.
 
When that midnight train it leaves from Alabam
I’ll be right there, I want my share ...


It ain't so much a question of not knowin' whut to do
I knowed what's right an' wrong since I've been at SWT.
I heared a lot of stories an' I reckon they're true
About how boys are put upon by coach.
I know I mustn't fall into the pit
But when I'm with a AD
I fergit!
I'm just a coach who cain't say 'no'
I'm in a terrible fix!
I always say 'Come on, let's go' just when I aughta say 'Nix.'

When a AD tries to kiss a coach
I know she aughta give his face a smack!
But as soon as someone kisses me
I somehow sorta want to kiss him back!
I'm just a fool when lights are low
I cain't be prissy an' quaint
I ain't the type that can faint
How can I be what I ain't?
I cain't say 'no!'

Whatcha gonna do when a aggie gets flirty
An' starts to talk purty
Whatcha gonna do?
S'pposin' that he says
That your lips are like cherrys,
Or roses, or berries
Whatcha gonna do?

S'pposin' that he says
That yer sweeter than cream
and he's gotta have cream or die?
Whatcha gonna do when he talks that way?
Spit in his eye?

Fran’s jist a coach who cain't say no,
Cain't seem to say it at all
I hate to disserpoint a beau
When he is payin' a call!
Fer a while I ack refined and cool,
A settin on the maroon setee
Nen I think of thet ol' golden rule,
And do fer him what he would do fer me!
I cain't resist a Romeo
In senior boots and chaps
Soon as I sit on their laps
Somethin' inside of me snaps
I cain't say no!

I'm jist a coach who cain't say 'no'
Kissin's my favorite food!
With or without the mistletoe
I'm in a holiday mood!
Other coaches are coy an' hard to catch
But other coaches ain't havin' any fun!
Ev'ry time I lose a wrastlin' match
I have a funny feelin' that I won!
Though I can feel the undertoe
I never make a complaint
'Till it's too late for restraint
Then when I want to I cain't
Fran cain't say 'no!'
 

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