NEWSFLASH: darkhorse annouces bid for president

In the spirit of the Green Party the Incredible Hulk seems like a perfect running mate - he can overcome any shortcomings by kicking someone's ***, defends his own, appears to have balls of steel, and hey, he's green!

"Texas, Texas, Yee-Ha"
 
MCA - Any thoughts on cabinet members?
Please help slow the overpopulation of aggies and sooners - spay or neuter one TODAY!!!
 
Nads cabinet will have to back him on the jingle jangle issue. There is no other issue that effects more of us then the jingle jangle issue. Any suggestions for cabinet members would be appreciated.

The Link The link for "how the mind controlin began"
 
I would like to nominate Marvin the Martian for Secretary of Defense. Marvin will stand by Nads on the jingle jangle issue and he is well versed in the Inter-Galatic arms race. Marvin prefers swift and decisive responses to any threats by the ball-breakers throughout the galaxy that have openly criticed Nads position on the jingle jangle platform.



Please help slow the overpopulation of aggies and sooners - spay or neuter one TODAY!!!
 
Are The Archies going to get back together to sing Nads' campaign theme-song?

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man sending back soup at a deli."
 
How about Alvin and the other chipmunk for secretary(s) of education? They could put together campaign jingles and songs promoting education. Also, this could be a clever ploy to promote race relations between chipmunks and squirrels, which has been a tad testy lately. If there is anything Nads should know about, it's testes.

Hook'em Horns


Edited by hornFANtastic on 4/4/01 08:20 AM.
 
Outstanding MCA. Has Nads thought of a copyright suit against that Australian hair removal product. I think he is entitled to some compensation.
 
Alvin and the Chipmunks would be perfect cabinet members for Nads campaign. Here they are on the campaign trail talking about the important issues with the press:



"The secret to a happy life is to run out of cash and air at the same time." -Bobby Layne
 
HornTattoo-I saw that ad for Nad's too... Short for Nadine... I was like WTF? Why would some ***** call her hair removal Nad's, also, why would she like that nickname given to her???

Nads the squirrel will cash in the money when he files suit... This will go a long way for his campaign funding...

One thing for sure is Nads wants the money in cold, hard cash, since he's against jingle jangle...



"Awesome baby!"

Dick Vitale
 
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