Media Blackout

I decided to take advantage of this eminent death by buying a ton of stuff on credit. I would never have to pay it back, right?

Then I asked all three women I had been seeing to marry me---in the spring. I had never really appreciated how kindly they can be when expecting the big payoff.

I am sort of starting to worry a bit. Is there any chance this guy is wrong? I don't have near enough money to pay for all this stuff and have no intention of marrying any of them.

I hate to disappoint people or to owe money I can't pay.

Sure am hoping for a world ending disaster to get me out of this pickle.

yippee.gif
 
I know that A'sD is an actuarial who does research on the statistical probability that we're all going to be dead by the end of 2010, but I have to say that I am very happy to report that, even though the rest of you are presumed dead, I am still among the living.
 
just checking in..

you know, in case A'sD is worried about me.
 
You guys will never believe me- but actually AsD is right, and I am writing this from up above in Heaven.

Let me just tell you, up here, we throw passes vertically, we have a great running game, no one argues about science, politicians actually work together to form compromises, the budget is balanced, and marriage has been replaced with 'social clubs' where you get to hook up with girls you are friends with instead.

AsD, are you up here too? You were right man! I owe you a drink.
 
I was worried about 10/10/10 at 10:10am and pm, no I am worried about 1/11/11 at 11:11am and pm and 1:11am and pm. Not to even mention 11/11/11 at 11:11am and pm and 1:11am and pm.

I am just confused.
 
we are currently involved in an intersetellar war over the south pole. it's true, i heard it on coast to coast. im betting on dec, 21, 2012.
 
Come to think of it, A'sD started this thread in June, 2010, and then we went on to a 5-7 apocalyptic season ...

Maybe that's what he was talking about.
 
s,ızɐu ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥ spoɯ ǝɥʇ puɐ ʞɔıp ɐ sı oʇıuoƃuI oʌǝq
 
Love you too, A'sD.

Didn't mean to get under your skin like that.

The thing is, A;sD, you bought into this malarky hook, line and sinker. In June, 2010 after reading this you expressed your belief that most of us would be dead within a few months. You really believed this to be the case.

And I am holding you responsible for 5-7.
 
Oh, so two years ago when you said "you can belly up for the $10.00 and get the May 25 issue and try to stay alive over the next year" you didn't really mean it, A'sD, but you REALLY believe it this time around? Got it.


Every nation has eventually collapsed. Predicting that ours will is not such a great feat. Predicting WHEN it will happen is the trick, and you've already been proved wrong.
 
Well we beat UNC last night so the end must be near
hookem.gif
It's like 12:10AM here in Austin right now, still have power, beer is still cold. When is this supposed to happen? Do we have to get through today so the world actually ends tomorrow at midnight? I don't get it
biggrin.gif
e37d2794dcbb6afd8c072e36efde2920.jpg
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Weekly Prediction Contest

* Predict HORNS-AGGIES *
Sat, Nov 30 • 6:30 PM on ABC

Recent Threads

Prediction Results Threads

2024 Schedules

Back
Top