Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley invested thousands in a flux capicitor factory in Nigeria.

He also advanced a Nigerian Prince $10,000 to help release some of his estate money frozen Iranian assets.

 

[Badass]

Not original but damn funny, Lincoln Riley adopts pets from “no kill” shelters and returns them to kill shelters, what a jerk

 

[Austin_Bill]

Lincoln Riley hates defense.