Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley misses Blockbuster.

 

[p_town_horn]

Lincoln Riley order his steaks well done

 

[rick mueller]

Lincoln Riley dresses up like a show girl and dances to show tunes.

 

[Austin_Bill]

Lincoln Riley is on Team Edward.

 

[MudHorn]

If you let Lincoln Riley merge into traffic he won’t give you the thank-you wave afterwards

 

[AC]

Lincoln Riley picks his nose

 

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley's 2 favorite "Guy Movies" are:

Steel Magnolias and The Notebook.

 

[WorsterMan]

When Lincoln Riley rides a horse, he prefers to ride side-saddle.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley sent money to PETA in an effort to stop the tape industry from using ducks.

 

[rick mueller]

Lincoln Riley picks his nose

And eats the boogers!

 

[zuckercanyon]

It is common knowledge that Lincoln Riley hates Air Supply and spikes his Old Milwaukee Lite Beer with vinegar.

LC will take umbrage....or an Old Milwaukee Light...

 

[RainH2burntO]

Lincoln Riley stops in the "merge lane" when entering traffic

 

[WorsterMan]

Will Rogers never met Barney Switzer or Lincoln Riley.

 

[p_town_horn]

Lincoln Riley thinks Franklin Barbecue is overrated

 

[Austin_Bill]

Lincoln Riley is BFF with Kim Jong Un

 

[Austin_Bill]

Lincoln Riley steals food from orphans.

 

[rick mueller]

Lincoln Riley steals Social Security checks from little old ladies.

 

[#2is#1]

Likes that Ed O’Bannon sued to get college games off play station.
Depriving us of NCAA football, basketball, and baseball video games forever.

 

[Driver 8]

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Lincoln Riley parks his vehicle diagonally across two parking spaces

 

[beer_dog]

Lincoln Riley steals batteries from smoke detectors.

 

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley goes to Norman OK Elementary Schools and bullies children for their lunch money, then laughs as he skips away....

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Lincoln Riley rolls into the Express Lane at WalMart with 30+ items (at least 3 of which require a price check), and then painstakingly writes out a check for the purchase.

 

[Joe Fan]

 

[blonthang]

At concerts Lincoln Riley shouts out "Salt, salt, where's the damned salt!", (Mother who has raised a son so well) "So well, so well, so well!", and "Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses."

And thinks he's such a cool dude.

 

[X Misn Tx]

Lincoln Riley doesn't wash his hands after he goes #2

 

[MudHorn]

Lincoln Riley eats spaghetti with a spoon

 

[Austin_Bill]

Lincoln Riley likes to touch himself at the petting zoo.

 

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley has been known to order Jack Daniels on the rocks with a splash of water... hold the Jack Daniels!

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley invested thousands in a flux capicitor factory in Nigeria.