Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley makes his Jehovah's Witness friends mad because he ignores thier knock knock jokes.

 

[Clean]

Riley travels up to Canada every year for the annual baby seal clubbing, says it gets him in the mood for the RRR.

 

[rick mueller]

It's 10:58 AM and blowU is still keeping the State of Texas from sliding into the Gulf of Mexico!

 

[Run Pincher]

Lincoln Riley trafficks little girls, but he, Kyler and the OU WR's are salivating all over themselves watching Kris Boyd.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Lincoln Riley puts mayo in the guacamole.

 

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley believes Hitler was basically a good guy, just misunderstood.

 

[Detective Shilala]

Lincoln Riley thinks he's country because he listens to Big and Rich.

 

[HTownBevo]

Lincoln Riley has 2 cats, Bob and Barry.

 

[HTownBevo]

Lincoln Riley knows his special place OU tatoo was applied by KK

 

[El Sapo]

Lincoln Riley mixes skittles with m&m's and listens to Menudo.

 

[p_town_horn]

Lincoln Riley takes the middle urinal

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Lincoln Riley mixes skittles with m&m's and listens to Menudo.

Yuck! Did you just go Menudo?!?!? Ouch!!

 

[zuckercanyon]

Riley travels up to Canada every year for the annual baby seal clubbing, says it gets him in the mood for the RRR.

soooo we're the baby seals now? hope not on Saturday.....

 

[p_town_horn]

Lincoln Riley uses Canadian quarters in vending machines

 

[WorsterMan]

On the freeway and interstate highways LR drives 45 MPH in the fast lane... on purpose.

 

[RainH2burntO]

Lincoln Riley naned his son Riley Lincoln...and now he gets really confused.

 

[Clean]

On the freeway and interstate highways LR drives 45 MPH in the fast lane... on purpose.

...with his blinker on.

 

[Austin_Bill]

Lincoln Riley puts beans in his Chili.

 

[Badass]

Lincoln Riley has a belly tattoo ...

 

[IvanDiabloHorn]

Lincoln Riley doesn’t put the toilet seat down and puts ketchup on his gumbo.

 

[WorsterMan]

Lincoln Riley didn't think Eddie Murphy was funny.

 

[Dionysus]

Lincoln Riley double-dips in the salsa

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Lincoln Riley claims his grand pa was a mechanic on the USS Enterprise.

 

[WorsterMan]

It is common knowledge that Lincoln Riley hates Air Supply and spikes his Old Milwaukee Lite Beer with vinegar.

 

[Badass]

Lincoln Riley thinks OU cheerleaders are pretty ...

 

[Badass]

 

[Statalyzer]

Lincoln Riley Hates Puppies

and Jesus.

 

[Driver 8]

Riley has never dunked an Oreo in a glass of milk

 

[Bevosaurus]

Riley drinks wine spritzers instead of beer

 

[rick mueller]

Riley drinks wine spritzers instead of beer

White wine spritzers at that!