If the dog hadn't stopped.....

[Redfish-Horn]

An alternative to the answer yes: "Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?"

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

It's "gayer than a three dollar bill." But it's not OK to say that. Same with "as queer as a football bat."

I always liked "he's about a half a bubble off plum" and "crazier than a sack full of weasels."