I just have to ask....

Thank you RPongett, I owe you a beer. I least I still have some shred of credibility.

I have 2 problems as far as I can tell:

1. You all have encouraged my wife and now she wants to post here (so long independent gardner).
2. I have to change my start page now because of this little "incident".







-or do i?
Gardner "it is hard to type in this straight jacket" Barnes.
 
This is ProdigalHorn's incredibly hot supermodel girlfriend. Just checking in to see what this "Horn Fan" thing is. It sounded kind of gay. Better go, he just got back from the gym where he now holds the record for bench press.
 
funny this came up cuz just 2 days ago i got in a little trouble for checkin' out some stuff on the Austin 3:16 board.

you guys are a bad influence on me.
 
"You ask me what I like about Texas
It's bluebonnetts and Indian paintbrushes
Swimming in the sacred waters of Barton Springs
It's body surfing the Frio
It's Saturday night in Del Rio
Driving across the border for some cultural exchange."
 
This is sort of like the Drunken WhoooTex vs. Sober WhoooTex battles that go on daily to no one's attention but mine.
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This is sort of like in "Back to the Future" , where Marty has to avoid interacting with his past self or it can disrupt the entire course of human history. So if Gardner Barnes and Gardner Barnes actually meet, the consequences could be unspeakable...be afraid. Be very afraid.
 
I'm worried now.

Dare I mention it, but do any of you guys realize that we may have been had? Instead of knowledgeable football posts from horndfl, Phxhorn, Scip, etc., have we been reading posts from chicks??????
 
Kev,
Don't start confusing us even more. This could get more confusing and scary. We could descend quickly from an "Orange-tinted" board to a "Pink-tinted" board without even realizing it. Please say you're just being Schizo!!!! hahaha

Hook'Em

This IS a Classic!
 
I think my wo-man posts here, since she talks about hornfans.com a lot, but she pretends not to. I need to get on her computer and check it out. I wonder what her screenname would be. Maybe Henry James?

It was funny. A year ago while working for a presidential campaign in downtown Austin, I often walked by the office of someone you've probably all heard of, and more than once I recognized the Horn Fans screen. I think we'd all be in for a shock if we learned who all posts on this site. And who all just lurks.
 
HenryJames is a woman!?!?!!! NO WAY!!!! WE'VE BEEN HAD!!! He's...ughherrrrummm, She's one of my faves!!!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHH
 
Hmmmm ... that certainly would explain the "residence" (a White one, no doubt) and the "well-known firm." Although it's sad that GW has to go all the way over to the Watergate office space just to post.

And, dammit, Mrs. "Barnes" never said whether she's hot or what's she's wearin' or nothin'! Stuck up little ...
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Now ya'll can see why we keep our women locked up in the back bedroom of the trailer house. My wife thinks a "puter" is a metal beer mug made for soaking her false teeth.
 
elliotthorn, We're so sorry about the dog. Did he post here too?

I'm guessing "Mrs. Barnes" didn't tell you what she's wearing because, "burning loins" are inappropriate at the office.
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Wow, Jenna posts or lurks on HornFans, who woulda thunk it?
 
I can multi-task well... or so it said in my last performance appraisal. There is also no MrTXBabe97 whose account I can spoil or use to spend "quality internet time" with...
 
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