I just have to ask....

[Steg]

if you own your own company, then who is going tell me to get back to work? A double edged sword, as sometimes I should get back to work.

 

[Son of a Son]

No kidding, if Mrs. Son of a Son found out....Oh HELL!!! I don't even want to consider it......

 

[AustinTejasFan]

Mr/Mrs Gardner,
Do yall share one wardrobe? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[MindControll]

I'm self employed and my boss is pissed at me for spending too much time on here.

 

[69horn]

Mind Control

When I find myself spending too much time on Hornfans instead of working, I get upset and give myself a day off as punishment. That'll teach me to screw off at work.

 

[Nonbryan]

I vote that this goes into the Classic Posts thread. Can I get some support? Uh oh, the boss is yelling at me for being on the intern

 

[CarKev14]

Odd, the IP addresses are one and the same.

 

[VacantlyOccupied]

Gardner's talking to himself again.

 

[Texas Horn]

yes, this is a classic. I still can't figure out if Gardner's wife is posting on his account, or if Gardner needs a visit from the friendly men in white coats.

 

[rpongett]

CarKev is kdding.

Mrs.Gardener is posting from a residence.

Gardener is posting from work at a well known firm.

 

[scally]

i'm glad the moderators are taking an interest into gardner's sanity.

if mrs. barnes found this site, what is gonna happen when she findsThe Link

 

[CarKev14]

Spoilsport.

 

[ENlightened]

The call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

 

[Do I Make You Horny?]

Doobie, doobie-do.

 

[Campus Loop(y)]

This girl I was seeing a little while back noticed that every time I logged on, HornFans appeared (my Homepage) and that every time I logged on to the net at her house, voila, Hornfans again. Turns out that she started logging on so that she could "share" in something important to me, y'know, that sacrifice thing, sheesh. Anyways, she wanted to know who I was and let me know that there is another driver that posts. I laughed and said I was trying to figure out who it was. Well, if she still lurks, here I am. I try to make sure that this is my thing and not theirs, otherwise, I am sunk.

Mr. Barnes, Mrs. Barnes...uhhh, have a good day and thanks for the laughs. This is a classic thread indeed. I second the notion.

Mindcontroll, go back to work you slacker.

 

[unpaintedhuffhines]

those were the funniest commercials of all time

I miss that damn penguin

 

[Son of a Son]

Huffhines, I am sorry, the penguins were classic, but they come in second behind:

"Bad things man....Bad things"

 

[Orenthal]

I don't have to worry about my wife reading my posts anymore...

 

[Bookman]

In reply to:

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[Texas Horn]

OK, we're all thinking it, so I'll ask:

Mrs. Barnes, are you hot?
What are you wearing?

 

[stina]

Some of us "women folk" are here on our own. I don't have a husband who's account I can use.

By the way, I am working. If the phone rings, I answer it.

We're not slackers. We're just really efficient. If we are good enough to get all the work done really fast, we should be allowed to play the rest of the day, right?

 

[longhornfaithful]

ROTFLMAO.

classic.

 

[The Dog]

gawd, this is funny.

 

[triplenickel]

You're young. You have your health. What would you want with a job??

 

[Hill Country Horn]

I make as many posts as I can at work, that way I don't have to use my personal time doing it.

HOOK'EM

 

[PlanoHorn]

Did either one of you Gardner Barnes ever find Dom? If not you should seek him out, enjoy him together and see what develops!

 

[kev]

Soooo.....how do you feel about unemployed beeramid engineers?

 

[Texas Dipper]

a/s/l?

 

[MrPhlegm]

Congrats Orenthal on the acquittal.

Beeramids! Now that brings back memories!!

 

[Mack Tripper]

"I would say in a given day I only do about 15 minutes of real work."

BTW, has anyone ever seen Mr. and Mrs. Gardner Barnes in the same room?