I just have to ask....

[Gardner Barnes]

Do any of y'all that post this stuff work? Don't get me wrong, my husband reads this stuff all day everyday, and I admit I'm getting hooked as well, but I work all day (off on Wednesday's) and was just wodering who has the time to write this stuff?

 

[Titan]

Why would I want to waste all my free time at home when I can spend company time posting on HornFans...plus, the connection's a lot faster.

 

[unpaintedhuffhines]

Gardner,

I thought you were a dude

 

[Gardner Barnes]

Oh god, now my wife is on my home computer. Make your own damn name, Mrs Barnes.

Anyone ever seen that Sienfeld episode where george complains about his worls colliding? That is how I feel right about now.


Imagine how weird it is to see your name on a post that you didn't post. I was VERY confused for a minute.

 

[Gardner Barnes]

I AM A DUDE, THAT IS MY WIFE!!!!

 

[scally]

she is killing independent gardner.

 

[horn blooded]

I AM working.... If anyone says otherwise, they are a liar.

 

[Vic]

This is FUNNY ****!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[leonutaustin]

One of the best Seinfeld's ever. And that's saying something.

 

[Clear Lake Horn]

Titan's post = correct answer.

 

[Gardner Barnes]

This is the wife.....
I'm getting him back for using my email account to respond to my friends, pretending he was me. I win.

 

[TTUEX]

You know.. mrs. gardner could talk to mr. gardner and we would all never know the differance. That would be damn funny. A thread of 50, all by gardner, and it's this guy and his wife.

 

[unpaintedhuffhines]

this is too ******* weird for me

 

[VacantlyOccupied]

If you really wanted to get even with him you'd hop over to the West Mall board and sign him up for gay rugby.

 

[J.E.Mojica]

what is work????? That is a new concept for me. Shhhhhh...ddont tell my wife abbout this...

 

[Gardner Barnes]

All right no more emails to your friends...

to keep this football related, how am I supposed to listen to the game this weekend? Do they still play it over the net?

 

[hornFANtastic]

I am working hard right now damnit. I am. I am.

 

[SizzleChest]

Ding-ding!

It's "Relationship Gardner" vs. "Independent Gardner" in a Texas Steel Cage Death Match.

You know Independent Gardner right? Bawdy Gardner, liar Gardner, a Gardner divided amongst itsefl cannot survive.

Relationship Gardner is killing Independent Gardner!!

 

[ENlightened]

At this point, I am more glad than ever that MsENlightened has her own account.

 

[Do I Make You Horny?]

At the moment I'm considering changing my cube into a Longhorn kiosk with Texas merchandise, SpiderAg bumperstickers, and 24/7 game highlights playing on 4 different television screens.

 

[crash_davis]

Mrs. Barnes, do you know about your husband's conquests? He's a regular poster on the Best Sorority thread. The story about him, a stripper and a 3 legged chihuahua is the best.

 

[Excitable Boy]

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[kev]

I'm working on a beer can pyramid on my kitchen counter. They don't make themselves, you know.

 

[scally]

yeah, it'd be weird if there wasn't a mrs. barnes and the poor guy is having a breakdown in front of all of us.

 

[I believe]

A Gardner Barnes divided against himself cannot stand!

 

[FloridaHorn]

So........... Mrs. Gardner........home alone on Wednesday's ehhh....while the 'ol hubby's at work. Hmmmmm.........and she likes the Horns to boot. Please send pic.

 

[stabone]

love those beeramids....

 

[BurntO]

What are you two doing for dinner tonight?

 

[unpaintedhuffhines]

if mrsunpaintedhuffhines came on this board and read half the **** I posted, I'd be in a world of hurt.

 

[scally]

this board is great, but the womenfolk must never find out.