How do you ask a woman out on a date?

[Bookman]

For the love of all that is Holy, do not read this thread.

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

Would somebody send me an Energizer Bunny since this just keeps going and going. I had a birthday within the last month and all I got was a couple of gifts from my mom and my dad and a few cards from siblings and friends.

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[Sangre Orange]

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[taco]

I can't believe I read this whole thing. I'm scared of my coworkers now.

 

[chango]

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[Punt on 1st Down]

Will Frankenstein ever die?

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[Seamus McBundy]

 

[hitbyatrain]

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[vy til i die]

do, he doesn't think that is arrogant. nor do i.

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

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[Garibaldi]

Uh oh

someone get the tape measure out, we're gonna have a contest now!

 

[Punt on 1st Down]

Highlander, I don't know what happened but

in the attempt to delete my double post regarding my sarcastic comment about actually owning a sword instead of just having a sig pic of a sword, I guess I deleted them both.

And to update, the situation still sits at one e-mail and one phone call. I've had other priorities for the last 6 weeks.

 

[TheTresLeches]

I think you should beep PO1D on the nose.

 

[hitbyatrain]

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Jive_Turkey]

I need some updates, PO1D.

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

i simply asked her if she wanted to go to the iowa state game with me. she didn't even know my name yet. i didn't even know her name.

she went. and we've been hanging out ever since.


i am the ******* **** when it comes to women.

 

[SAMaverick]

I see this thread reappear, and all I can think is.......WHY??

 

[notafan]

Son of a ***** that was one piece of work! I saw some cliff notes @ about the halfway point. Is anyone going to prune out the good stuff again? There is no way to devote enough time to fully read the entire thread!

And PO1D... Why didn't you just ask her out? The email thing and voicemail was just the worst idea ever!!!

Based on how many posts there were and the title of the thread and how people were giving good advice for date ideas, I thought by the end there was going to be a wedding announcement!!

I am dissapointed.

 

[clandestine]

I just now read this.

 

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[mrjefft]

My advice is to always have a plan in mind, and use it. Don't make it cheesy, like, "hey, let's go to Mickey D's". More like, "Hey, The Rolling Stones are in town. You want to go see them?" or, "Hey, you and your friend want to do a couple of shots?" "Can I buy you a Margarita or three?". "Do you ever eat food? How about Mexican food? How about lunch? What about now? Have you tried Guero's??".

Keep yourself in tune with the local concerts, and nice restaurants. Something fancy enough, she has to say, Wow, that sounds great! Good looking girls need dates more than ugly ones, so don't be afraid to hit on the best looking girl in the place. And, finally, every no leads to a yes. Grab your nads, and ask about 6 a night. One will say yes. Bingo. Fall in love at your own risk. LOL. Good luck.

 

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[Tyler Durden]

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[idigTexas]

I'm not saying that you have to go 5-star on the first date. In fact, I strongly agree that you shouldn't. But Olive Garden? Good god man, pick a place with at least some amount of character. You may as well just go to Chili's, Flinger's, or Chotchkie's. Even if you aren't in Austin Freakin' Texas, there has to be something other than Olive Garden for a first date. Be sure to wear your "I'm really lame" t-shirt.

 

[Tyler Durden]

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[jt09]

Olive Garden? Really?