Horns vs Coogs Game Thread 2023

I swear, every time I see Dana Holgorsen he looks like one of those dudes who stands on the boat ramp yelling at other dudes who can't back a trailer. He just needs a Salt Life t-shirt, a Natty Lite, and one of those straw hats with a green visor built into it.
He was really giving the coaches on the sideline the what-for a minute ago. Would like to see him fill in for Santa at Baybrook Mall later on.
 
The bride: I never hear you yell & scream during Texas games anymore. Are they not any good?

Moi: They're supposed to be, but they're not.

Bride: Boy, they sure were good back when that Vince guy was there.

Moi: Is that King Ranch casserole ready yet?
 

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