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[po elvis]

you have nothing on texaus.

 

[ScroTom]

Just before reading this thread, I posted the following on Orangebloods:

Aggie is good because they beat Mizzou who beat Tech who beat Aggie who beat Mizzou who beat Tech.........

The circle of suck!

Take a look at the juggernauts that Mizzou knocked off on their march to the top 25.

Murray State (1-6)
Missippi (2-5)
New Mexico (3-4)
Ohio (4-3)
Colorado (1-6)
Texas Tech (4-3)

Awesome isn't it! Too bad the ags don't play Colorado or it could be the GREAT CIRCLE OF SUCK!

I like this one too.

Aggie sucks because they lost to Tech who lost to Colorado who lost to Mizzou who lost to Aggie...

I cleary suffer from the addiction as well but as the above poster said, no one has it worse than Tex(aus). He smokes it, snorts it, and shoots it up.

 

[ACuriae]

Nice.

 

[Tejano@UT]

Addicts are having a tough time right now, but aggy claims that the "wrecking crew" is back are enough of a travesty to make the inevitable prospect of an aggy meltdown much more promising. Be careful not to overdose when that time comes.

 

[okhorns]

Keep fran!!!!!!!!!!!Fire RC

 

[TexasDan]

The Wrecking Crew (WC) talk is building over there and is keeping me on a nice maintenance high.

Boy, when they officially proclaim the WC is back and then crash and burn at the end, I am going to need a week off from work to recover.

 

[WorsterMan]

My co-workers are asking me what I am laughing at... told one it was a joke on Oprah's website.

LL - Dude, we love you man. On HF, we are all here for you. Please don't lower yourself to...uh, please stay away from Jabba Magino's man-breasts!

 

[Spankytoes]

I've found myself downloading aggie games to my hard drive and encrypting the folder to hide my addiction. One night, I forgot to clear my recently visted websites and the wife found me out. An intervention is soon to follow.

 

[sinless1]

In a few years, if Fran stays...

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

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[OrangeNitrox]

Addict since 1977. I'm still kickin'!

 

[sblazer]

greatness.

 

[Turd of Doom]

Obsession Noted

I have an aggy problem too.

 

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[LonghornGirlie]

goo, there is no scientific evidence that aggy misery has a gateway effect. I've read the studies. Although it is strongly recommended that one not drive or operate heavy machinery while indulging due to uncontrollable fits of hysteria.

It is the aggy media conspiracy and political lobby that has stigmatized and criminalized this harmless recreational passtime.

 

[topwater]

hold the rope dude! you are not alone, you are among friends here. Let me help you with that

 

[Xcalibur]

i too am an addict.

just seeing the word "aggy" makes me erupt into fits of uncontrollable laughter.

 

[100yearHorn]

God grant me the serenity
to accept the fact that
from the outside looking in you can't understand aggy
and from the inside looking out
you can't explain aggy

and the wisdom to say **** it, I’m a Longhorn
and I don’t give a ****.

 

[mountainman]

Great freaking post.

 

[Bookman]

I've always conquered my addictions by replacing them with other addictions. I recommend porn and hard drugs.

 

[Tex117]

This post in legendary.

CLASSIC

 

[HoosierHorn]

I tried to kick, but that **** just be callin me, man... it be callin' me, man... I just got to go to it

 

[Bevoette]

Hello I am Bevoette and I too am a aggy misery addict ! and I am pleased to know that I am not the only one. it's so bad sometimes that I feel blue/sad when they win even games they should, it's almost the same feeling I get when Texas loses !

it's gotten worse since I started living here amoung them. It's time for another fix, they should get a "L" after their visit to Waco and I should feel much better.

 

[kyler]

I was born with Longhorn fan genes so I guess I was more prone to addiction than most. When I was growing up, I didn't even know it was a rivalry b/c we always beat aggy. Then, in the early 70's my sister's husband went to aggy and joined the corp. All I heard for 4 yrs was "this year we're going to beat tee-you". Never happened. After the moron graduated, aggy finally beat us and were 10-0 and top 5. My sister and her ct husband (now ex-husband) invited me to go up to arkansas to watch aggy play in the last game of the season. Arkansas' qb got hurt and the backup came in and beat aggy 31-6. I was hooked, I giggled all the way back to Fort Worth.

Don't blame yourself, it is a disease for which there is no cure. Watching old films of us dogstomping aggy can be as good as methadone treatment. (you might try youtube). Once your physically addicted, it will be a day to day lifelong battle. Fortunately, addiction is rarely fatal (although I think I probably suffered a near fatal OD on the way home from ark as I'm certain that my brother -in-law had thoughts of killing me and dumping my body - I don't have any recollection of the near-death experience, I only recall the euphoric, extreme high).

I hope you take solace in my experience. Don't get discouraged, aggy can even go 10-0 and still embarrass themselves mightily, they were doing it 30 yrs ago when I was but a wee lad.

Here's a positive thought for you to dwell on. Soon, we'll be off aggy's own rivalry radar and none of them will even remember ever winning against "tee-you", then they will start referring to their real rival as "u-b".

 

[yourlordarileus]

great post!

 

[DoobieWah]

Great Post. Another vote for the Classic Board.

 

[Bevo71]

I'm an addict and I do not seek a cure.

Give me more!

 

[gobears92]

my name is gobears92 and I have been an "aggy misery addict" since my days at Klein Forest High School in the early 80's....I learned at Cal that certain "medications" or "hallucinogens" can heighten this effect to exponential proportions....

 

[LdyLnghrn]

 

[Orangesweat]

Come back and tell us how you're doing in 30 days. You could get a 30 day chip if you haven't fallen off the wagon