not as awesome as Ram's story, but in high school i played baseball against this guy who only had one good hand, the other hand he had little knubs for fingers, anyways, he was an ***...one of my coaches at the time used to coach this kid...one of our guys hit a pop up to him and he dropped it, reason being because this old coach yells out
"Use both hands!!"
we all laughed our asses off, they didn't find it so funny
one time this guy tried to fight me or beat me up or whatever ....he was in a wheelchair and couldn't move anything except his head ...so he used that little chin joystick and rammed me in the heels a few times ...