Handicap people can suck too.

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Dayumm-I hope I don't run across one of those baby arm people in the near future, because I am going to break out laughing and probably get a repeat of the Ramathorn baby arm beat down.
 
This was in grade school guys, and trust me, if the fight had gone on longer, I would've won. Like I said, midpunch, I was even thinking "holy ****, bad idea." this wasn't a ten minute ***-whipping. It was: 1. swing and miss, 2,headlock, 3. knock, knock,knock,knock,knock, 4. hey break it up.


BTW, that picture looks nothing like me.
 
I have no recent story but there was this time back in junior high where I loaned this kid who was in a wheelchair some money ($2). Now I wheeled this kid from class 7 to class 8 and I was nice to him. Anyway, on the way to class one day I mentioned to him about paying me back and he says to me, "I'm never paying you back. That's my money!" I don't say a word. I wheel him out onto the street where the most traffic would be and I put his wheelchair on the back where the handles are on the ground. I kicked him about 20 times, and then I set him on fire. I danced around him, urinating on him and chanting "HOUSE ON FIRE, HOUSE ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OUT" and naturally he's being a big baby about the whole thing and crying. All the passing cars were honking at us, I guess they'd never seen a guy beat up, set afire, and pee on a handicapped kid. Anyway I picked him over my head and threw him onto a pile of fire ants and that seemed to do the trick. He said, "You are such a jerk, here's your two bucks". I wheel him to class. We were fine after that.
 
When I'm involved in usury with the handicapped, I usually like to give them the money in change. When they don't pay me back, I throw a Coke on them.
 
how in the **** did i miss this on the first pass? shadowninja can vouch for my obsession with baby arms. i can almost will them into the picture on occasion.
 

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