bidets are real useful if you are a long time single male and have some one nighters over who don't seem like marriage material or even worth a second night. And they can be really lovely. Edward Weston did some amazing photos of the porcelain toilet in his apartment at 48 Vera Cruz in the Condesa neighborhood in Mexico City. So don't go knocking bidets or I will highjack the thread; which is not a bad idea as it seems to have run out of gas anyway.