Dumb things you've said

[madscientist]

several years ago, while walking to a parking lot after a softball game with some teammates.

me (pointing) - look at that banana yellow Xterra over there. That's the ugliest truck I've ever seen!

about ten seconds later, the two guys walking about 30 feet in front of us stop at the tailgate of said xterra and set down their cooler. i slink past them shortly after.

now, which one of you are going to tell me that you have a yellow xterra?

 

[Ramathorn]

Me, the supervising teacher to a student teacher on her first day in my class: Have you ever lived on campus?
Her: I lived at Dobie.

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