Facing Addiction
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Q. How many people does it take to feed a tiger a tuna fish sandwich in a Facebook group?
1 to feed the tiger and to post that the tiger has been fed.
14 to share similar experiences of feeding tigers and how the tiger could have been fed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of feeding tigers.
17 purists who believe tigers should hunt and are offended by feeding tigers discussions.
6 to argue over whether it's 'tuna fish' or 'tunafish'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'canned tuna'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'tuna fish' is perfectly correct.
249 to post meme's and gif's (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about tiger feeding and to please take this discussion to a tiger feeding page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that Hobbes is a tiger and therefore the posts are relevant here.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
3 to say "can't share"
29 to give directions on how to share.
36 People to post pics of their own cats.
15 People to post "Cats aren't tigers you dumb f÷×$!"
46 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on tiger feeding before posting questions about tiger feeding".
675 to bring politics into the discussion. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
502 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 admin to ban the tiger feeding posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
1 to feed the tiger and to post that the tiger has been fed.
14 to share similar experiences of feeding tigers and how the tiger could have been fed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of feeding tigers.
17 purists who believe tigers should hunt and are offended by feeding tigers discussions.
6 to argue over whether it's 'tuna fish' or 'tunafish'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'canned tuna'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'tuna fish' is perfectly correct.
249 to post meme's and gif's (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about tiger feeding and to please take this discussion to a tiger feeding page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that Hobbes is a tiger and therefore the posts are relevant here.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
3 to say "can't share"
29 to give directions on how to share.
36 People to post pics of their own cats.
15 People to post "Cats aren't tigers you dumb f÷×$!"
46 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on tiger feeding before posting questions about tiger feeding".
675 to bring politics into the discussion. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
502 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 admin to ban the tiger feeding posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.