An update on Mesa Hills Cafe:
In addition to the regular service industry night on Tuesdays, they are also doing specials for service industry every night from 12-2, and I have definitely noticed a spike in the number of people there and the quality of talent. It's worth checking out if you're out for a late drink.
Oh, and the Chairsniffer got banned from the Boulevard. He finally grabbed one-too-many girls by the boob, and was told never to come back. Watch out if you see an old, frazzled man hanging around El Arroyo now!