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When someone mentions going to or visiting aggy these are the images that flash through my mind:

Alumni Weekend:
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Board of Regents:
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The Corps:
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Football Commits:
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Vet School Professors:
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The Campus:
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Wait until football season. In all likelihood after 4 games, they will be 2-2 at best - not the 4-0 that they have become accustomed to since leaving the Big XII.

Viper, you overlooked the Spring Game that aggy will win, so they will be 3-2 after 5 games.

2018 aggy schedule:

Saturday
Apr. 14
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Spring Football Game
Kyle Field, College Station, TX 4:00pm CT
SECN
Thursday
Aug. 30
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Northwestern State Demons
Kyle Field, College Station, TX 7:30pm CT
SECN Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Sep. 8 Clemson Tigers
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Sep. 15 ULM Warhawks
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Sep. 22 at Alabama Crimson Tide
Bryant-Denny Stadium, Tuscaloosa, AL Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Sep. 29 Arkansas Razorbacks
AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Oct. 6 Kentucky Wildcats
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Oct. 13 at South Carolina Gamecocks
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Oct. 20 OFF
Saturday
Oct. 27 at Mississippi State Bulldogs
Davis Wade Stadium, Starkville, MS Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Nov. 3 at Auburn Tigers
Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Nov. 10 Ole Miss Rebels
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Nov. 17 UAB Blazers
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Nov. 24 LSU Tigers
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Dec. 1

They do have some tough road games on that schedule. At first glance I see at LEAST 5 losses next season for aggy.
 
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LOL I don't know why that tweet makes me laugh so hard.

I guess its the way it reads like a commitment statement, until the last sentence when he yanks the rug out.
You can almost imagine gomer doing a spit-take when they get to the last sentence.

Every aggy decommit tweet should be as entertaining.
 
Viper, you overlooked the Spring Game that aggy will win, so they will be 3-2 after 5 games.

2018 aggy schedule:

Saturday
Apr. 14
texas-am1.png
Spring Football Game
Kyle Field, College Station, TX 4:00pm CT
SECN
Thursday
Aug. 30
northwestern-st1.png
Northwestern State Demons
Kyle Field, College Station, TX 7:30pm CT
SECN Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Sep. 8 Clemson Tigers
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Sep. 15 ULM Warhawks
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Sep. 22 at Alabama Crimson Tide
Bryant-Denny Stadium, Tuscaloosa, AL Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Sep. 29 Arkansas Razorbacks
AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Oct. 6 Kentucky Wildcats
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Oct. 13 at South Carolina Gamecocks
Williams-Brice Stadium, Columbia, SC Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Oct. 20 OFF
Saturday
Oct. 27 at Mississippi State Bulldogs
Davis Wade Stadium, Starkville, MS Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Nov. 3 at Auburn Tigers
Jordan-Hare Stadium, Auburn, AL Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Nov. 10 Ole Miss Rebels
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Nov. 17 UAB Blazers
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Nov. 24 LSU Tigers
Kyle Field, College Station, TX Time TBA
TV TBA Buy
Tickets

Saturday
Dec. 1

They do have some tough road games on that schedule. At first glance I see at least 5 possible losses next season for aggy.
If bimbo-jimbo schedules four or five scrimmages, they can add those wins as well. I foresee a record of 14 or 16 and 5 in his first year! sec sec sec!:deadhorse:
 
Typical aggy scheduling UAB which didn’t have a football program in 2015 and 2016. :lmao:
They may play tight in that one...they scheduled thinking UAB wouldn't have a football team by 2018. That was part of the original agreement.
 
Isnt it also a loss?
I'm not an Aggie, but from having observed Aggie math in action I believe the count would be:
1 Win
1 Moral Victory (since one side will inevitably be disadvantaged in spring game construct.)

Let's not be priggish. If the game is hotly contested, I think we should go ahead and give Aggies credit for two wins.
 
Can’t wait for all the hoopla when Clemson comes to town.
The roller coaster jumps the tracks early...get dusted by Clemson, play close but (likely) prevail against ULM and then get mudholed by Alabama...

Although I guess they will still claim three wins since the one of the two losses was against SECSECSEC. And since Clemson has beaten Alabama in a big game, that means they are ALSO SECSECSEC caliber and must therefore ALSO be a win.
 
Re: aggy math....

If aggy thinks they "won halftime" of a game, does that count toward the season win total?

:deadhorse:
 

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