Aggy and Blazing Saddles

[SixPack]

This is funny stuff on texags. They're using quotes from Blazing Saddles to poke fun at their own football program.

My favorite:
My people...

I don't have to tell you what's been happening to our beloved team... The defense looted, OLine stampeded, and coaches raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving...

The link

 

[Texas27]

" someone has to go back and get a shitload of Lil Debbies "

 

[RRTX]

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

 

[blonthang]

"What in the wide, wide world of sports is goin' on here? You all look like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

Hook 'em

 

[Highway Rob]

Throw out your hands,
stick out your tush,
hands on your hips,
give em a push,
you'll be surprised,
you're a yell leader.

 

[madscientist]

i'm ashamed and embarassed to say that i sang rob's post in my head.

oh, and...

aggy only pawn in game of life

 

[madscientist]

fran's recruiting speech: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.

 

[Texanne]

Someone over there used my signature, but he forgot to capitalize "Farmers."

 

[Highway Rob]

Vince: "No, no, don't do that..."
Robison: "Uh uh, baby, I have to."
Reggie: "Send a wire t'the main office, tell 'em that I said (thunk) ow!"

and...

Jorvorski: "I'm parked over by the commisary."

and...

Fran warning aggy defense about VY: "No, no, if you tackle him, you'll just make him mad."

 

[Steinbeckford]

After trying to tell aggy before the season started that their team was going to suck and that they should look for new leadership before enduring another year of suckage, a friend reminded me of something. He said:

"You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons."

 

[madscientist]

"do you need any help?"

"oh...all i can get."

 

[WorsterMan]

"We'll take the Sooners, Hogs and the Fighting Irish. But we won't take aggy!"

 

[parkerco]

Reggie- "yeah, but I throw with this hand"

 

[NEwherebutA&M]

12th Man: [singing] Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our team is turning into ****. Amen.

 

[Highway Rob]

When sooners ruled the south
and fear filled the stands
a cry went up for a man with guts
to take the south in hand.

We needed a man who was brave and true
with justice for all as his aim
and out of the sun rode a man with a gun (for an arm)
and Vince was his name... and Vince was his name...

 

[borna_horn]

Aggy defender: "Never mind that s%^! HERE COMES MONGO!!!"

(as UT's #37 jogs onto the field)

 

[WorsterMan]

Sheriff Byrne: "What do you like to do Fran?"
Fran: "Eat Lil' Debbie cakes... screw over my players & employers"
Sheriff Byrne: "Well, let's eat cakes!"

 

[TxTower]

Looks to me like aggy hit the tollbooth in the desert and Franochio was short on dimes.

 

[Steinbeckford]

Optimistic (Homer) Aggy: You know, Franny says, "Out of chaos comes order."

Realistic Aggy: Oh, blow it out your ***, Homer.

 

[ryskey]

Conversation in 2003:

Longhorns and Bama fans: Coach Fran is a Fr.... *DONG*
Rest of the world: What was that?
Aggies: Coach Fran is a winner!
Longhorns and Bama fans: No dag-nabbit, I say Coach Fran is a Fr....*DONG*
Rest of the world: What was that?
Aggies: Coach Fran is a better recruiter than Mack Brown and a better gameday coach than Bob Stoops!

 

[Cancer Man]

Me too.

 

[WorsterMan]

Franny loves Reggie...
Reggie love Franny?

 

[pike]

Aggie to Dave South.
God dam it,sir,you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar *****!

 

[Lancehorn]

Fran: "Holy Smokes...You ARE the kid!!!"

Reggie: "Yep...see this hand"

Fran: "yep, steady as a rock!"

Reggie "but I throw with THIS one"

 

[AFKAE]

Longhorn: Piss on you. Ah'm workin' for Mack Brown.Torbush: Not on the pornstache! (oof) Thank you.
aggy: They've hit Coach Wow! Come on girls!

 

[lowery21]

Holla- "God darnit Mr Fran you use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar *****"

 

[orangeut]

Fran at his best Gene Wilder imitation: "Oh boys, look what I have over here."
Regina at his best Clevan Little imitation: "Where da end zone at?"

 

[LocoGringos]

Let's face it, from the neck up, I'm kaput."

 

[accuratehorn]

Are we awake?
We're not sure...are we aggy?
Yes, we are.
Then we are awake, but very, very confused.

 

[pflugervillehorn]

Reggie:
Touchdowns! We don't need no stinking touchdowns!!!