Aggy and Blazing Saddles

[1leggedduck]

Dennis like candy

 

[pflugervillehorn]

Aggie AD to coaching staff:
"Why don't you boys take these(ball and paddles) instead of pay?"

Fran about players talent level:
"Mine is broken, why do I always get the broken one?"

 

[lowery21]

warped...but nicely played sir.

 

[SixPack]

Reggie: Where you headed, cowboy?
Fran: Nowhere special.
Reggie: Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there.
Fran: Come on.

 

[WorsterMan]

"All these aggy players coming & going... and going and coming"

 

[lhbruleshalftime]

.....and always too soon....

sig line below

 

[AFKAE]

Torbush, on nearly every play: It's a fake! We've been suckered in!

 

[AFKAE]

Gov. Fran, drawing up the gameplan as a stack of Little Debbies sits nearby: Work work work, work work work, work work work ... hello, boys; get a good night's rest? I missed you.

 

[borna_horn]

Fran: Raise your right hand and repeat after me...

(to the Corps) RIGHT!!!

 

[WorsterMan]

Fran to himself about aggy at the end of the season:

"you are so good... and those people are so dumb!"

 

[Mike_Tyson]

Don't just stand there clasping your hands in pain. How about a round of applause for The Waco Kids?

 

[Statalyzer]

Football players is too valuable, send a couple of Aggies.

 

[AFKAE]

Recruit, as Fran is leaving: Of course, you'll have the decency not to mention that I spoke with you.

 

[WorsterMan]

Mother of recruit, as Fran is leaving: Here is a pie as my apology for the "up yours aggy"