Aggies 'go for the juggler'

I'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD OVERLOOK THE MIDGETS! Last time they got all sassy and kicked our face in, but that's only cause our secondary was hurt! CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? It's the clowns that seem to have befuddled our coaching staff for as long as i can remember. I mean, you can see the pie coming from a mile away in the stands and it works for them EVERY FRICKIN TIME! GO FOR THE CLOWNS!
 
I still say fear the bear. With the smell of fresh "fish" in the stands, his ferocity should not be overlooked. Sure, you can get the boys over from the Ag auto shop class to cut the brake lines on his car (you just need to point 'em in the right direction by telling them to replace the pads, so then they'll cut the lines). Once you f*ck up his car, that bear will be PISSED, the smell of fish will catalyze his natural instincts, and armageddon is sure to follow. Beware the bear.
 
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"Come get me ags, but as you can see, I can already pass better than your QB, and catch better than your WR's..."
 
DON'T LOOK AT HIM, BOYS!!! IT'S A TRAP!!! HERE COMES THE.. SPLAT!...AAAARRRRRGGGG!!!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE.... HOW DO THEY....WHY CAN'T WE.... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
It is no wonder that the aggies are terrified of jugglers, after all the Greatest Juggler of Them All, W C Fields, motto is:

"Never give a sucker an even break."

And Since Aggies are the greatest suckers of all (in the rube sense, not the OU sense) they have good reason to hate and fear jugglers.

An image to strike abject horror into the hearts of aggies everywhere.
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Here's a circus feat that I'd like to see those aggys take up.
After all, what else are those swords good for anyway?
(Besides chasing cheerleaders from their pyle field...)

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I find it ironic that Longhorn fans are always talking about how the Aggies are obsessed with them, but when I pay a visit to hornfans every other post seems to be about the Aggies.

No, we did not look good Saturday night, but I think we will see a better, more prepared A&M team in Wyoming on Thursday. Regardless, we are 1-0 and only half the teams in the country can say that.
 
Hey, Ag, there's a difference between amusement and obsession. You guys are fuckin' hilarious; we can't help that.
 
Here's how it is Aggie2003, when you guys obsess over us, it causes stifling abdominal pain from fretting how your *** will get kicked T+1, and generally how you continue to 'crazy leg' your way "cartoon-style" down that awful slippery slope.

When we obsess over you, it causes stifling laughter and excessive joy because of the entertainment quality of your delusional ramblings.

Hope this helps.
 
Glad you are here, Ag2003....Which do you prefer? The juggler, the bearded lady or the dreaded midgets?
 
Dillusional ramblings??? I don't find anything dillusional about my post. I'm simply stated my opinions. I think we will look much better on Thursday after the scare we received Saturday night. I can think back over the past few years and recall many games early in the season when good teams from the top conferences have struggled against teams that they should have man-handled.

I enjoy visiting this board as I enjoy visiting the message boards all of the teams in our conference. I just like to read up on what's going on in the Big 12. It seems to me that Longhorn fans are trying to convince themselves more than anyhting else of the so called "demise of the Aggie football program."

With all the talk and all the hype I would just like to point out that UT has compiled a 27-11 record since the Orange Jesus arrived while A&M has a record of 26-12 during that same time frame. Yes, Coach Brown is 2 out of 3 against Texas A&M, and for that I give him credit. However, Coach Slocum has a conference championship. Mack Brown does not.

I guess my point is that I can take a joke. I read post over here and can laugh at most of your jokes becasue I no that it usually all in good fun. I just want you guys to know that no matter how many times you say it over and over in your head or write it over and over on this message board the Aggie are not just going to ride off into the sunset. We will be a force to be reckoned with year in and year out just as UT will be.
 
Ag2003,

I think it is just as dangerous for you gomers to assume that you will be a force year in and year out ad infinitum as it is for us Longhorns to think this is the year you crater at the beginning of every season. Either could happen at this stage.

I happen to think the aggys are closer to sucktitude than domination right this second. The McNeese State game is prima facie evidence. Just like our struggles with NTexas in the late 80's, early 90's were early evidence of a bad football team.

Could I be proven wrong? Sure. But there is no evidence to the contrary at this point THIS YEAR. I will be watching Wyoming closely. Talk to me on Friday or, better yet, talk to me after Notre Dame.

Hook 'em!
 
WHAT THE ****?!?!?!...THE JUGGLER?!?!?!?...HAVE YOU EVEN HALFWAY BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO ******* REALITY OR THIS ******* THREAD?!?!?!...SON OF A *****!!!!....I ******* give up.
 
Omigod..... I just stopped laughing after what seemed like an hour. This post has to be an instant classic. Thanks, Stan.

PS I wonder if Mack is gonna recruit any of them bearded ladies?
 
I don't anticipate Mack being able to recruit any of the ever-popular bearded ladies with collie station being so close and the shortage of sheep. Wait! There is new news that a&m is announcing a new cloning technology on Wednesday. Perhaps that's why they've gone for the 'juggler'. They are going to clone them as new recruits! Half juggler, half aggie....Now that's scary!
 
They already have 3 or 4 jugglers in their wide receiver corps. Or is the correct term for Bethel, Goynes and Jones "bobblers" or maybe "toaster hands"? They also have the sideline and the pressbox stocked with clowns who wear maroon "Bike" shorts at aggy practices. Those would be the aggy coaches.

Hook 'em!
 
You know, I have never been afraid of clowns. In second grade, I was on the Bozo show and he was nice.
 
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Now, viewed strictly as a noun, this simply is a bad movie. But use it as a verb ... "The juggler shakes the clown." ... and it could mean something much deeper. Or it could be just another way to use the title of a bad movie.
 
oh jesus mary and joseph. this is going to make jfk look like patty cakes. aint no way im sleeping tonite. what's the earliest i can buy beer?
 
ag2003: It's a good thing you can take a joke, because the bad grammar in your post is a joke. You even edited your post and didn't get it right. One or two misspelled words or grammatical errors could be overlooked and forgiven. But your post is rife with them. If you are an example of the product being turned out by that alleged institute of higher learning, then it's obvious that the clowns are really the a&m instructors.

Oh, and the improper use of symbolism! The ags would only be riding off into the sunset if they were the good guys. Which in our movie, they aren't.
 
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