Trivia:
Which Ivy League institution's seal has naked Indians on it?
a. Harvard
b. Cornell
c. Princeton
d. Dartmouth
Answer: d - Dartmouth
Dartmouth was established to educate and Christianize the Native American Indians. Sometime later, a bunch of trust-fund White dudes named Skip and Chad took over the Dartmouth Lacrosse team from the Indians, and it's been downhill ever
since...
A pictorial of Dartmouth's transition from Indian missionary school to elite preppy institution:
"No, Paleface! First you bash your opponent knees with the racket and cripple him, then you scoop up the ball and throw it in the net."