Who's your new Aggy??

[Giovanni Jones]

Aggy is to energetic, enthusiastic, over the top goofiness what Alaska is to state land mass. The new Aggy is like the next Elvis or next Johnny Cash. In other words Nuh uh.

Well, it's kind of like this exchange at the end of The Cabin in the Woods -

The Director: All suffer and die at the hands of whatever horror they have raised, leaving the last to live or die, as fate decides. The virgin.
Dana: Me? Virgin?
The Director: We work with what we have.

The WVA Mountaineers are all we have in the conference to fill the void left by aggy. We work with what we have.