What should I buy my wife for having my baby?

[judgroybeanbag]

Fleshlight.

 

[Seamus McBundy]

If she's expecting a push gift, push her out the door. I'm sure she will come to her senses.

I kidd I kidd. No but seriously, get her a Starbucks gift card. That way she's wide awake when the kid starts crying in the middle of the night.

 

[random horn]

buy her some bigger pants

 

[Hayden_Horn]

i cooked my wife a steak last night to celebrate our newest. she seemed to appreciate it.

she's also going to get her hair did this weekend. maybe her nails too, i don't know, and i don't care. as long as she takes some time to herself and relaxes so she can come home refreshed and give me time to go off by myself and relax, then we're good.

 

[Nonbryan]

My pansy *** buddy just told me that he didn't think the 8 personal trainer sessions at the gym was going to cut it!!! He told me to report back on my wife's response. I think I need to get a new set of friends.

 

[pulque]

I'd set my hair on fire...

 

[l00p]

Wow, I have never even heard ot a "push gift", wtf? Is this like a tip jar or something?

If you ever have a kidney stone you should demand gifts. Though morphine will be the best.

Good luck, congrats.

 

[RoundRobin]

I bought my wife a watch when our daughter was born. It wasn't really a "push gift" but our daughter was born on 12/20 and my wife and I had agreed not to get each other Christmas gifts. Like I was going to fall for that trap.

 

[Waller Creek]

vaginoplasty

www.cosmeticsurgery2.com/cs1-female.htm

 

[pecos blingsly]

build her a cake or something